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Default Woman finds penis in ketchup bottle - 02-15-2005, 06:01 PM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12 ... 62,00.html
http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/413348.htm
  
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"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she told AFP."

ROFLMAO! nice find 99
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 06:02 PM
It was probably just mold clump together. I read about something like this happening a lot where mold sits in their and forms a long phallic object.
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 06:03 PM
haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
  
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haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 06:05 PM
were they trying to fuck the bottle, got it stuck, said fuck it, and decided to cut that sucker off?
  
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You know what I hate ... when the ketchup gets all watery
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 06:11 PM
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haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.[/quote:47402]

yeah add a little "mayonnaise". happy:
  
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wtf penisauce
  
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oOo: rolleyes:
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 08:14 PM
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You know what I hate ... when the ketchup gets all watery
That's why you shake the bottle
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 08:29 PM
"That ain't a fry!!"
  
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Default 02-15-2005, 08:31 PM
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Default 02-15-2005, 08:58 PM
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haha, that penis just adds a stronger 'bite' to the sauce!
/vomits.
yeah add a little "mayonnaise". happy:[/quote:12bab]

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