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Default Microsoft wants to watch your whole family (not only bear) - 03-05-2005, 04:51 PM

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Not only does Microsoft want to help you keep tabs on your kids, but they’re also going to help you keep an eye on your whole family. Not content to rest on their laurels with the creepy bear, they’ve also got a creepy clock in development that, like the Weasley’s clock in Harry Potter, can tell the present location of any family member. It uses microchips in cellphones to track them by satellite to within a few meters, and adjusts the clock hands to regions representing work, school, home, and “mobile.” Unveiled at Techfest, the clock won’t be in production for another couple of years. Sure, we’re fans of futuristic sci-fi gadgets, but why is Microsoft so suddenly concerned about tracking kids’ every movements?

y is microsoft turning so fucking creepy?
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 04:53 PM

1984...
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 05:22 PM

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Default 03-05-2005, 05:22 PM

Bill Gates wants to watch your Mom take a shit.
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 05:25 PM

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Default 03-05-2005, 07:17 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e35fc]Bill Gates wants to watch your Mom take a shit.[/quote:e35fc]

Same.
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:08 PM

1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:26 PM

[quote="TGB!":942a8]1984 - Yet you have to actually BUY the damn thing. . .[/quote:942a8] oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:31 PM

TGB is the only person I know who enjoys thinking about trickle down economics, and what it might have instore for him.
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:32 PM

How the FUCK does this have to do in ANY WAY with "trickle down" economics. . .

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Default 03-05-2005, 08:34 PM

SOLUTION

leave cell phone at home
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:34 PM

meh, I just wanted to grab your attention, and now that I have it...............










































































stfu. k thkz ?
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:41 PM

[quote="Short Hand":7d855]meh, I just wanted to grab your attention, and now that I have it...............


stfu. k thkz ?[/quote:7d855]

Translation: "I (once again) tried to suck shit-smart, and now that I'm (once again) cornered - i try to make a funny to cover my overly obvious stupidity" -

Woot woot!
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 08:43 PM

No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.
  
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Default 03-05-2005, 09:56 PM

[quote="Short Hand":6b6aa]No, i just want you to stfu, your annoying as hell. Your fanboi crap is repulsive.[/quote:6b6aa]

Get off my dick Canuck. . .your life will be the better for it. . .

FANBOI - just tossing shit until it sticks eh. . .
  
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