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Default PENIS CLOSES ROAD - 05-25-2005, 08:31 AM
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PENIS CLOSES ROAD

A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.


A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
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Default 05-25-2005, 09:04 AM
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Default 05-25-2005, 09:31 AM
most lollest thing ever!!!! happy:
  
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Default Re: PENIS CLOSES ROAD - 05-25-2005, 09:53 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":66de8][quote="[url=http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13355259,00.html:66de8]SkyNews[/url:66de8]":66de8]

PENIS CLOSES ROAD

A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.


A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis with this inscribed on it; 'property of Mr. Buttocks, please return if found'.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
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Default 05-25-2005, 10:34 AM
wow, I'm in Lee County lol. I guess I should turn on the news and hear this crap...

Seems like something the Cops would do around here.
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 10:35 AM
Man, a lot of fucking weird things happen in Florida... eek:

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 10:46 AM
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Man, a lot of fucking weird things happen in Florida... eek:
Yeah. I'll be honest we suck here..

Macaroni Grill burned down here... hellfire:
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 10:51 AM
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Man, a lot of fucking weird things happen in Florida... eek:
Tell me about it! I live in FL

Did they blow up the fake penis?
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 11:36 AM
http://news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art ... 50001/1075


There's more info.
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 11:52 AM
[quote:36e6b]remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.[/quote:36e6b]

LOL

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Default 05-25-2005, 11:55 AM
"suspicious package"

Oh, the double-entendre is delicious!

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Default 05-25-2005, 11:57 AM
Pipe bombs to blow up overpasses...

People are so smart.
  
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Default 05-25-2005, 11:57 AM
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Man, a lot of fucking weird things happen in Florida... eek:

Lots of Jews and pensioners there, that's probably why it's such a freaky place.
  
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