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Default Beer/Wine Mathematics. - 08-05-2005, 02:49 AM

BEER/WINE MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer/winemaths!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint or a glass or two of wine. (try for more than once)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)

3 Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754

6. Now subtract by the four-digit year that you were born.



You should have a three-digit number



The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).

The next two numbers are .......

YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:54 AM

yeah totally.
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:55 AM

saw this on myspace like 6 months ago oOo:
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 06:11 AM

wow


  
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Default 08-05-2005, 09:50 AM

OMFG, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!~!~&^

*falls on the floor, convulsing*
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 10:08 AM

oOo:

Simple math
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 11:24 AM

120
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by KTOG
oOo:

Simple math
or magic rolleyes:

no kidding....


  
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Default 08-05-2005, 02:47 PM

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
  
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Default 08-05-2005, 03:01 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":85b76]I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston[/quote:85b76]

Eminem - Say Goodbye Hollywood


  
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Default 08-09-2005, 02:47 PM

This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD and NOT using paper and a pen. Try it!

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. And another 1000.
Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?



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Did you get 5000? Way to go... most of us do, join the crowd!

But you know what? We're all wrong!

The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check it with a
calculator
or on paper!

The brain sure knows how to play little tricks on us, doesn't it?
  
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Default 08-09-2005, 02:55 PM

Well, I subsituted the beer for the number of soda's I have a week (Just 1, im not aheavy soda drinker). First thing was right, but somehow my age was 13 oOo:
  
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Default 08-09-2005, 02:55 PM

stupid brain... 90 + 10 =! 1000


  
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Default 08-09-2005, 03:17 PM

Quote:
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stupid brain... 90 + 10 =! 1000
I did it too lol.


  
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Default 08-09-2005, 03:18 PM

lol

518...wow.
  
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