"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
"Alright. When we get out there, I will fall to the ground like I've been shot. Then everybody turns around, and looks at me and yells and screams in panic. I get up and yell LOLDONGS!11!!11!!!1111"