More college humor (not nyck's website)

Coleman · **More college humor (not nyck's website) -** 10-31-2005, 03:24 AM

We took the couch from our downstairs lobby and put it our room after we rearranged some stuff in our supplemental room. We hijacked the couch, stuffed it on our elevator, and brought it to our room at 3:30am.

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[url=http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=couch20wm.jpg:e1ec9][img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4892/couch20wm.th.jpg[/img][/url:e1ec9]
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yeah, i saw my balls were showing in that one picture so...yeah.. happy:

NoLeafClover · 10-31-2005, 04:22 AM

Depends if anyone from your school reads GF1 biggrin:

Nyck · 10-31-2005, 05:38 AM

lol you're gonna get expelled

Hawke · 10-31-2005, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

lol you're gonna get expelled

Johnj · 10-31-2005, 07:31 AM

One of your "buddies" will rat you out.

cuss:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 10-31-2005, 07:38 AM

hah its the skinny kid who got jerked from the fat girl! what ever happened with that?

Chronic Diarrhea · 10-31-2005, 08:42 AM

We did that as well last year. We even tied together a few bottle rockets, lit them up, and threw them down the fire escape stairwell. Needless to say there were flyers all across the dorm hall the next morning telling people to come forward and say who did it or everybody would be fined $50. Nobody ever said anything, and nobody was ever fined. rolleyes:

We didn't even set the fire alarm off, it just made a lot of fucking noise at 3:00 AM. None of us saw the big deal, other than the fact our RA thought somebody got shot, he was crapping his pants.

Akuma · 10-31-2005, 08:51 AM

pm balls pic

Doctor Duffy · 10-31-2005, 09:13 AM

You're a bad-ass, Coleman, a rebel like no other. hellfire: hellfire: hellfire:

Mr.Buttocks · 10-31-2005, 10:31 AM

CLOROX

Zoner · 10-31-2005, 10:38 AM

FUCK YO COUCH!

You're a hairy bastard. happy:

Unknown_Sniper · 10-31-2005, 10:40 AM

cool on the couch but fold out futons is where its at. Weve got one that folds out into a two person bed and the mattress is the super thick one so its wicked comfortable.

tomxtr · 10-31-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

FUCK YO COUCH!

You're a hairy bastard. happy:

LOL, yeah. The real question is....will anyone want the couch back after you've hung a nut on it?

Coleman · 10-31-2005, 11:13 AM

so far there isn't anyone going from room to room looking for the couch. Our RA is one of the coolest people. He has to do weekly events with the floor for 'bonding' times. Last week he wrote in the book, "Watched a DVD together"...we all watched girls gone wild in his room. ha. I'm not too worried if he finds out first. He'll just tell us to put it back and that'll be that. I'm more afraid of the other floor's RAs finding out first. They already busted a bunch of kids on our floor for drinking on the 2nd day so 7th Floor is on their shit-list.

Coleman · 10-31-2005, 11:25 AM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":0535b]hah its the skinny kid who got jerked from the fat girl! what ever happened with that?[/quote:0535b]it's wasn't a fat girl. [url=http://img115.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snag00106dv.jpg:0535b][img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9268/snag00106dv.th.jpg[/img][/url:0535b]

But he has been having a really shitty lucky streak I must say biggrin: . The other day he took advantage of a really really drunk girl. We put a camera in the room when they were doing stuff and got it on film. It wast the funniest thing ever. He was feeling up her shirt and then fixing his wood every 2 seconds. BUT the girl didn't go here and was a good friend of the one guy down the hall. He felt bad for her and deleted it after a few people watched cuss: . Then the other night at the Kayne West concert, he made out with some girl that licked another guy's asshole oOo: SO he essentially was eating out the guy's asscrack. Three nights ago, he got caught walking back from a frat and got fined $300 (that's his second one lol) while the other kids ran and hid in a bush for 1.5 hours happy: .

The only good thing that has happened to him so far is online poker. He entered a $5 tourney on partypoker.com and came in 4th out of 800 some. He won $900 ed: