[elitecloud]

Originally Posted by Email

Kenny Olaniyi <kenny_olaniyi@msn.com> wrote:

From Desk Of: Mr. Kenny Olaniyi
Auditing and accounting section,
Foreign remittance department,
Intercontinental bank plc.

Good Day, Compliment.
I am an Accountant with Intercontinental Bank Plc, My name is Kenny
Olaniyi. I was the personal Accountant to (Engineer Michael) citizen of your
country, who used to work with Chevron Development oil company in Nigeria.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client,On the21st of April 2001, my
Client his wife and their three children wereinvolved in a drastic car
accident Along Ibadan/Lagos Express Road.Unfortunately he and his three kids
lost their lives immediately in the event of the accident, while the wife
was taken to the hospital where she died three days later. Their bodies were
kept in the mortuary for five months in order to carry out proper
investigation by the police on how to locate their surviving relatives. They
have all checked all available publicfiles and embassies,but all their
efforts had proved furtile.


After these several unsuccessful attempts, no one has been coming for his
account that he deposited with our bank. And due to the banking law and
regulation of 1985 sub section 18d page 103 chapter 11 of the constitution
governing all banking policy in Nigeria, and in accordance to the banking
decree 003 subsection 45 which stated that any deposited fund which remains
unclaimed after the existing period of four years will be confiscated by the
national treasury department as unclaimed fund. And this has brought too
much agitation in our bank between boards of directors on how to declare
this account unserviceable due to the fact that the deceased has no next of
kin. After the meeting held by the executives of intercontinental bank with
the personal attorney to late Michael on 29th of April 2004,they have all
agreed to extend the date to 20th January
2006.

Consequently i have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and
property left behind by my client before they Get them confiscated or
declare unserviceable by intercontinental bank Plc Where the deceased had an
account Valued at about ($15,435 million us dollars). The bank has issued
out anotice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated with
in the next four month. Since no one has been able to locate their relatives
for over 3 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin
of the deceased so that this account valued at ($15,435million us
dollars)can be paid to you andthen you and I Can share the money. All the
necessary documents concerning this claim are with the Bank legal
department. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing
this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in
touch with me
by my email if you are willing to do this.

Yours faithfully
Kenny Olaniyi

My Response: (YES I SENT IT)
MY UNCLE NOT MY UNCLE!!!! OHHHH HOW I MISS HIM SOOOO

I TALKED TO HIM LAST WEEK, NOBODY TOLD ME WAS DEAD!!!!!11111

I BURIED HIM LAST YEAR BUT HE'S A GOOD MAN WHO GIVES US ME GIFFTS LAST DAY

<insert crying sound here>

KEKE <- HE'S FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A SKUNK AND WANTS TO BE BURIED WITH 2 OF THEM, ALIVE......IF YOUO COULD SEE TO THIS I WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATEDIVE, THANK YOU MA'AM/SIR

I ACCEPT PAYPAL ONLY KTHNX

I HOPE THIS RESPOSE ISN'T URGENT ENOUGHT, AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO NIGERA, IAM SCARED........I HAVE 2 FEARS IN LIVE

NIGERIAN SKUNKS AND BADGERS - AND ALL CLOWNS - ESPICALLY NIGERIAN CLOWNS, BETTER YET NIGERIAN SKUNK CLOWNS, THEY ARE THE WORST...HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE, THEY ARE THE DEVIL...I SWEAR

MOMMA SAID MOMM MOMMA MOMMA SAID THEY ARE THE DEVIL

OK SENT LETTER TO EMAIL ADDRESS - POSTMARKED YESTERDAY

MY AUNT SENDS HER BEST WISHES, AND REGRETS NOT MAKING IT TO THE FUNERAL, THE SKUNK FEAR RUNS IN THE FAMILY I IMAGINE.

KEKEK

[Poseidon]

happy: happy: happy:

[tomxtr]

Originally Posted by elitecloud

$15,435 million us dollars

ed: You're rich!

[Nyck]

wow I've never seen an email like that before. We should start a thread if any of us ever get it too

[Zoner]

You probably shouldn't have responded. Now they know your email address is active and might spam the beejeezus out of it even more.

Then again, you may WANT a longer, beefier cock courtesy of a big vat of Cialis.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Zoner

Then again, you may WANT a longer, beefier cock courtesy of a big vat of Cialis.

IM IN! WHERE DO I SIGN UP.

Ill have me Wife sounding like Mick Foley in those Chef Boyardee Commercials

MMMMMMMMM BEEEEEEFYY!!!!!!

[Zoner]

[img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d174/geraldo25/mkchef.jpg[/img]

[Himmler]

what if it really was legit? happy: oOo: oOo:

ive never seen a spam email more than 2 lines. they usually say:

hot big cocks thrusting young girls
http://www.fijhnasfihjafhiajhi.com/daskjhnhgag

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Himmler

what if it really was legit? happy: oOo: oOo:

ive never seen a spam email more than 2 lines. they usually say:

hot big cocks thrusting young girls
http://www.fijhnasfihjafhiajhi.com/daskjhnhgag

STFU You believe everything. thats your gf? you have windows 3.1? You dont have aids?

[Machette]

lol nyck

[Coleman]

some of the spam e-mails I get:

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DX 75 Chancery Lane.
Phone: 447-9606-82497
234-803-461-7771
Send Your Reply To:eze_mandell@inbox.ru

Dear Derek ,

Am Mr.eze Mandell, in charge of Bills and Foreign Exchange Remittance Department with a Finance House. I am writing you this letter to ask for your support and co-operation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. I discovered an unclaimed sum of $25Million (Twenty five Million
Dollars) deposited belonging to (Mr. John Derek), a native of your country.
Who was a petroleum/gas consultant/contactor with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation who happens to be deceased during a business trip? He died with his wife and three children on board the Swissair Flight 111, which crashed into the Atlantic off Nova Scotia in September 2nd 1998. The plane crash was in the news. See links below for more detail information:

http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/WORLD/ame ... issair.02/
http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/WORLD/ame ... issair.02/.

Since we got information about his death I have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money. Unfortunately, neither the family nor the relation has appeared to claim this money’s we cannot release this money unless somebody applies as the next of kin or relation to the deceased. I therefore decided to look for a foreigner who bears the same surname.

Our guidelines indicated that if such money remained unclaimed for a period of eight (8) years, it would be transferred into the Finance House Treasury as unclaimed fund. I decided to transfer this money into your account as the next of kin or relation of the deceased for easy collection since nobody is coming for it and I don’t want this money to go back into the Finance House treasury as the unclaimed debt.

I have decided to give you 25% of the total sum. There is no risk involved.
Because I will use my position as an Officer and prepare all the legal documents/papers. I will do my best to see that we conclude this transaction successfully on time. Please if you are interested send me an immediate mail.

Please your Cell phone and fax is required for easy communication

Send Your Reply To: eze_mandell@inbox.ru

Respectfully,
Mr Eze Mandell
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lol at the last one especially

[Stammer]

I've gotten a shit load of these before.

[Zoner]

"I discovered an unclaimed sum of $25Million (Twenty five Million Dollars)"

Thanks for clearing that up, chief. haw!

[Himmler]

Originally Posted by Nyck

STFU You believe everything. thats your gf? you have windows 3.1? You dont have aids?

notice the oOo: oOo: oOo: 's jackass. i wasnt serious

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Himmler

notice the oOo: oOo: oOo: 's jackass. i wasnt serious

Liar