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Default sitting down to pee - 04-02-2006, 08:52 PM

wtf i found out somehow that 2 of my friends sit down to pee, is it just me or is guys sitting down to piss the absolute gayest thing ever?
  
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Default 04-02-2006, 08:54 PM

Depends on the situations...Lets take a deeper look, shall we?

GAY:
1)Sitting down to pee at all times(no matter where etc)

GAYER:
1) Telling people you do

Decent, yet still a little gay:
1) Prefering sitting down to pee as opposed to splashing urine against porcelain

pfft:
1) Sitting down to piss sometimes, however, preferring urinals/stalls


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Default 04-02-2006, 09:05 PM

I sit down and piss in the middle of the night or in the morning right after I wake up when I don't feel like standing


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Default 04-02-2006, 09:06 PM

i only sit when i have to take a shit


  
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Default 04-02-2006, 09:15 PM

i only sit and pee when i'm too drunk to hit the toilet


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Default 04-02-2006, 09:15 PM

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i only sit when i have to take a shit
Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.
  
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Default 04-02-2006, 09:16 PM

whenever I see that gay kid on our dorm floor in the bathroom, he goes into the stall, sits down, pisses, and walks out. Maybe he's got a vagina.


  
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Default 04-02-2006, 09:16 PM

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whenever I see that gay kid on our dorm floor in the bathroom, he goes into the stall, sits down, pisses, and walks out. Maybe he's got a vagina.
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Default 04-02-2006, 09:17 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":b84c0]
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i only sit when i have to take a shit
Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.[/quote:b84c0]

grow up. if you're insecure about the way you piss than you have some problems.


  
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Default 04-02-2006, 09:29 PM

[quote=anti]
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i only sit when i have to take a shit
Same. I even feel like a fag when I sit down to shit but I didn't have to shit and instead only had to piss.
grow up. if you're insecure about the way you piss than you have some problems.[/quote:e73af]
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Lol i know.

I feel like a fag when i piss in another dudes mouth


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Default 04-02-2006, 09:33 PM

It's only gay when your mouth get's pissed in.


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Default 04-02-2006, 09:45 PM

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I sit down and piss in the middle of the night
Same..guess if I'm standing I'll piss all over the floor. Just something that has grown on to me.
  
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Default 04-03-2006, 12:51 AM

fuck that only fags sit.
  
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Default 04-03-2006, 12:53 AM

Am I the only croucher here?


  
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Default 04-03-2006, 12:56 AM

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