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Default ITs PAT - 04-12-2006, 06:26 PM

so at lunch today out with a couple guys we started talkin about a couple new people that started working there having a myspace or LiveJournal that showed up in our referring websites etc and they began talking about Jessica the person who had the job I have now but was fired a couple months before I started because she started fucking up and pissing off clients.

This is jessica
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f33/Nyck1118/breckenridge.jpg[/img]

well she had a livejournal like site that the guy sent me a link to today and Im reading it and it talks about how she was betrayed at work etc...boring shit.

well the next entry is some fucking sex fetish story shit about ball gagging and handcuffing chicks and playing with their tits and shit..Im like WOW WTF NASTY, later on in her posts shes talking about her "wife" and how she looks more feminine once she lost some weight oOo:

well on the left it has her groups and its like Bi, Gay, transgender community. transgender advocate, transgender lovers etc.. I msg my bud Im like wtf mang you see her groups whats that all about was she a tranny or something?

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buddy: Yea dude you didnt know that, I would have told you.
me: BWWHAHHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

apparently "it" hired in as jessica, had all the proper documents and license etc. worked there for 3 months went on vacation to Thailand and came back with a cane and a serious limp. What happened? "Oh I hurt my leg while on vacation"

well one of the guys at work found her site after she had been fired for pissing off clients and sure enough she did hurt her leg....the THIRD leg she was packin between her legs ed: ed:

This it went on vacation and had its dick chopped off in thailand and the bosses and everyone else had no clue that Jessica was a pre/post opp tranny.


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anybody else work with some tripped out people?


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Default 04-12-2006, 06:34 PM

Dear God. eek:
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 06:48 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":0e041]Dear God. eek:[/quote:0e041]


  
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Default 04-12-2006, 07:04 PM

Lmfao, I would piss myself if I found infromation about a co-worker similar to this.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 07:32 PM

link to journal plz.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 07:58 PM

i think i just shit my pants from laughing. that is one of the most fucked up stories, but LOL


  
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Default 04-12-2006, 08:17 PM

rofl without reading first i saw the picture and was like "wtf is that a man?"
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 08:43 PM

a friend of mine got fired from work today because he accidentally sent some gay pr0n pics to his boss. pwnt by MS Office address autofill apparently oOo:
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 08:44 PM

Someone do a .gif of that that chicks face morphing into nycks
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 09:25 PM

At the supermarket where i work, we have an older bagger named Herb. Every now and then herb spends his hard earned washingtons at strong women clubs and likes getting beat up. Sometimes he'll tell women at the store to start lifting weights. The guy wasn't really there to begin with either. He pushes three carts at a time and yells at the rest of us for not throwing the trash away that are left in the carts. Theres also a lot of graphitti in the back of the store portraying him as a horse lover, but nothing has ever come from that.
  
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Default 04-12-2006, 09:34 PM

[quote="Short Hand":c4a52]link to journal plz.[/quote:c4a52]

[url="http://www.westwebz.com/westwebz/lol/lol.txt"]http://www.westwebz.com/westwebz/lol/lol.txt[/url]

link is in text. Didnt need it somehow seeing this site as a referring site see that I work there now and calling teh interwebz police on me


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Default 04-12-2006, 10:04 PM

ahahahahahahaaha
its a chick-dude hybrid


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Default 04-12-2006, 11:09 PM

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rofl without reading first i saw the picture and was like "wtf is that a man?"
Me too. I almost spat out my drink reading your post Nyck.
  
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Default 04-13-2006, 12:03 AM

entrepreneur
  
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Default 04-13-2006, 12:11 AM

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