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Default Nyck, more news from Ann Arbor - 06-15-2006, 07:56 AM

I lol'd!!!!

"A 28-year-old man noticed the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, then drew a .40-caliber handgun and ordered the naked man out, police said."

[url:8172c]http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/15/naked.suitor.ap/index.html[/url:8172c]


  
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Default 06-15-2006, 08:01 AM

LOL ya read that in the paper yesterday. dumb fuckin shit.


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Default 06-15-2006, 08:46 AM

"AARRGH!!! I WILL AVENGE THEE NAKED SWINE WITH MY MIGHTY PROJECTILE WEAPON!!!"

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Why would you threaten--and then actually try to--shoot somebody just because they're naked?
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 09:12 AM

I would hold them at bay until the police arrived. I understand he ment no ill will towards anyone but you dont know that when you see a nude man outside your window
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 09:24 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c0854]I would hold them at bay until the police arrived. I understand he ment no ill will towards anyone but you dont know that when you see a nude man outside your window[/quote:c0854]

I would have started beating off to him


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Default 06-15-2006, 09:43 AM

i know a kid from near ann arbor, maybe it was him rock:
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 09:51 AM

a .40 caliber handgun is too much for self defense anyways
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 10:35 AM

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a .40 caliber handgun is too much for self defense anyways
stfu. Next time a 225 pound comes at you, you'll want a .45


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Default 06-15-2006, 10:37 AM

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a .40 caliber handgun is too much for self defense anyways

you do not know what you are talking about
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 11:03 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9e583]"AARRGH!!! I WILL AVENGE THEE NAKED SWINE WITH MY MIGHTY PROJECTILE WEAPON!!!"

oOo:

Why would you threaten--and then actually try to--shoot somebody just because they're naked?[/quote:9e583]
he was walking with gf/wife. Im sure he felt that maybe he had been followed by the guy and maybe was jacking off to his wife while they were walking or something... i dunno
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 03:30 PM

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"AARRGH!!! I WILL AVENGE THEE NAKED SWINE WITH MY MIGHTY PROJECTILE WEAPON!!!"

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Why would you threaten--and then actually try to--shoot somebody just because they're naked?
he was walking with gf/wife. Im sure he felt that maybe he had been followed by the guy and maybe was jacking off to his wife while they were walking or something... i dunno[/quote:17375]

If that happened to me, I'd probably give out a severe beating. I wouldn't shoot the guy though.
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:12 PM

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and maybe was jacking off to his wife while they were walking or something... i dunno
in that case wouldn't it be +1 to the guy for his mobile wanking skills?
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:13 PM

it's the american way to resort to guns to solves all lifes problems.


  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:14 PM

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it's the american way to resort to guns to solves all lifes problems.
what would you suggest?
  
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Default 06-15-2006, 04:16 PM

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it's the american way to resort to guns to solves all lifes problems.
what would you suggest?
a cold beer.


  
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