Storytime from the Mall

RaNgeR · **Storytime from the Mall -** 06-16-2006, 05:14 PM

I know a few of you live in central NY and most likely have been to Carosoul Mall near the city. I was asked by my parents to bring my little sister and her friends to the mall so they could shop and what not and I really didnt have a problem doing this, as I needed to get some new shorts. Anyways, I had totally forgot about this "curfew" at Caro on fridays and Saturdays: Anyone 18 and under needs adult supervision. They have these mall security guards in red jackets guarding all the doors. I had no problem getting in with my sister and her friends; they asked if I was 18 and I said yes. I went to visit my friend working at urban behavior and was waiting around for her to get off her break when my sister called me and told me they were "caught." I went down to pick them up and ask if they wanted to go home or something, and this fat, black, security woman came up to me and started going off. Im not talking about scolding me or anything (even though I did nothing wrong), she was SCREAMING and people were looking. She was up in my face literally pushing me. She screamed "Im throwing you out of here and Im going to try and perma. ban you!!! You arent 18, you dont look 18, you cant be 18, and you know the rules; you know you arent supposed to be here after 4 pm. You are NOT 18, so young...etc etc" I told her to chill out and asked her if she wanted to see me ID. Of course when she saw I was 18 she huffed and walked past me, but running into my shoulder, of course. I was completely baffled. It was weird though because right then a group of like 30 black kids came in and the white security guard was too afraid to ask them for ID, and the black fucking bitch just let them through. I mean, Im not racist or anything...but come on.

CoMaToSe · 06-16-2006, 05:17 PM

welcome to GF1: nobody cares.

also:

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Originally Posted by RaNgeR

They have these mall security guards in red jackets guarding all the doors.

they must be barely visible with that state of the art camoflage. better not fuck with em oOo:

Jin-Roh · 06-16-2006, 05:17 PM

To be racially biased means to...

PS: Fuck off, Comatose.

RaNgeR · 06-16-2006, 05:22 PM

Oh guys, did I tell you that I got a blowjob with a condom on. She didnt want my AIDS. Fucking girls from Syracusibiza.

Art Attack · 06-16-2006, 05:23 PM

you need to be 18 to be in a mall after 4pm? oOo: oOo:

RaNgeR · 06-16-2006, 05:24 PM

[quote="Art Attack":067bb]you need to be 18 to be in a mall after 4pm? oOo: oOo:[/quote:067bb]

Yeah..it had a huge gang problem a year or two ago. Anyways, if you dont believe me ask Simo..

Himmler · 06-16-2006, 05:32 PM

damn that thast pretty gay. i srsly would have yelled at that bitch too

duncey · 06-16-2006, 05:34 PM

That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the tit.

CoMaToSe · 06-16-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by duncey

That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the clit.

better

duncey · 06-16-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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Originally Posted by duncey

That's pretty amazing how you kept your cool. I woulda flipped out at the bitch. You should've punched her square in the clit.

better

That cunt probably doesn't even have a clit, she probably has a gigantic slimey feta cheese-covered dong. spank:

RaNgeR · 06-16-2006, 05:52 PM

hahahaaa happy:

WidowMaker555 · 06-16-2006, 05:59 PM

You should have stole hey weapon and poked her in the eye

gtboys34 · 06-16-2006, 06:07 PM

tell me when nyck post...

Whatada · 06-16-2006, 06:09 PM

you should have coaxed her into sucking your dong whilst simultaneously screaming at the top of her ghettolungs.

gtboys34 · 06-16-2006, 06:23 PM

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