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Default I'm the next Jason Arntz for sure. - 07-31-2006, 05:09 PM
This me in 3 years:

[img]http://www.bodybuilders.com/arntz25.jpg[/img]

... because you know I'm a guy and guys are supposed to be buff and lift weights to impress all the hot babes that walk by.

This is my girlfriend:

[img]http://www.bodybuilders.com/andrulla2.jpg[/img]

The first time we had sex was like the first time I lost my virginity to the jets in the hottub. What a rush! We tried anal, but it's like an autonomic response to flex and my dick just gets eaten up. We'll figure something out soon though. How do you think we became so buff?!



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i like jason's boot/sneaker combo
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 05:16 PM
that chick looks like tyra banks with muscles, i'd bone it!
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 05:18 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7529d]i like jason's boot/sneaker combo[/quote:7529d]

EEY!
  
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Default 07-31-2006, 05:38 PM
i hope you break your neck.
  
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HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW!
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 02:13 AM
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Default 08-01-2006, 02:16 AM
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllwtfllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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mark is a loljew
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 07:44 PM
[img]http://www.spiner.com.br/galeria/albums/userpics/10004/normal_andrulla_blanchette.jpg[/img]

ranger and i retract our previous statements. then again, she may be giving us a little hint biggrin:
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 08:17 PM
LOOKING LIKE A CHICK, BUT SHES PACKING A BIG FLOPPY DICK ed:
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 09:47 PM
[img]http://www.spiner.com.br/galeria/albums/userpics/10004/normal_andrulla_blanchette.jpg[/img]

"hey..u pretty little bitch, stop preening urself and get my fucken dinner on the table right n

*police later inspect perfectly neat cartoon-style silhouette of my shape thru double-brick wall*
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 10:41 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4b6de]LOOKING LIKE A CHICK, BUT SHES PACKING A BIG FLOPPY DICK ed:[/quote:4b6de]

What do you think she's pointing to? biggrin:
  
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Default 08-01-2006, 10:50 PM
her bandaid
  
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Yes..Im absolutely terrified of that second picture.
  
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