freeballin'

NexusRevived · **freeballin' -** 08-08-2006, 01:13 AM

i didnt wear any underwear the entire summer, and i dont plan to for the rest of my life. im out there, and yes, im loving every minute of it.

....and its increased my sperm count too.

Doctor Duffy · 08-08-2006, 01:43 AM

lol, I've tried that for a month. It was nice, but whenever I popped a boner it would rub up against the zipper and start slicing and stuff. Yucky stuff.

NexusRevived · 08-08-2006, 01:51 AM

no problem there. i only wear Levi 501's

501 = buttons

LET THE ZIPPER RIP OFF YOUR FORESKIN DO IT

Doctor Duffy · 08-08-2006, 02:04 AM

Rofl, title reminds me of Tom Petty song....

Eight Ace · 08-08-2006, 02:20 AM

your nuts.

Jotun · 08-08-2006, 02:30 AM

CUZ IM FREEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEBAALLIN'!

yea, i've done it before, its nice.

Short Hand · 08-08-2006, 02:43 AM

i like containment.

Nyck · 08-08-2006, 06:30 AM

boxers for the win

Simo Häyhä · 08-08-2006, 08:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":56bec]lol, I've tried that for a month. It was nice, but whenever I popped a boner it would rub up against the zipper and start slicing and stuff. Yucky stuff.[/quote:56bec]
Hey.
You look like a fucking mongoloid.

Just thought you would like to be reminded.

Doctor Duffy · 08-08-2006, 11:04 AM

Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.

Eames · 08-08-2006, 11:06 AM

funny story about freeballing. i spent last summer at ft benning going through basic training and infantry school and the army issues you these brown whittie tighties that everyone calls "brown bombers". i wore these things for like the first 5 weeks i was there, and let me tell you something. when you are outside running around in the 95 degree georgia summer heat in full battle rattle...underwear like those damn brown bombers are not your friend. i developed horrible crotch rot i mean it was fucking nasty it looked like i had an std or something. those fucking brown bomber underwear allow for no air circulation at all and your crotch just turns into a swamp, its nasty. After this, i started freeballing and things became much better...i'd leave a button open on my fly and i'd catch a nice breeze and it felt so good. i learned the hard way, but basically when im in a hot enviroment and am wearing my army gear, ill free ball everytime.

oh and max strength gold bond on your sweaty balls when your out in the heat all day = heaven.

gtboys34 · 08-08-2006, 12:03 PM

things better left unsaid

Madmartagen · 08-08-2006, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34

things better left unsaid

Jin-Roh · 08-08-2006, 03:51 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":19583]Hey thanks, it's always nice to get such awesome critique from skinny faggots like you.[/quote:19583]

Haven't you said that you don't care about the things people say to you? If so then why go on calling Simo a faggot?

Chronic Diarrhea · 08-08-2006, 03:53 PM

I freeball every day after I get home from work and my boxers are soaking wet from sweating all day. I used to hate wearing anything freer than tighty whities, but over the years I have gradually shifted towards loose plums than squished prunes.