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08-10-2006, 10:25 PM
My dad met this guy on Craigslist who came over to buy one of the sewing machines we have in the garage. The guy's straight over from Havaa (Africa) and he's fucking huge. I mean, he's like 6'8" (no shit) and has pecks that are fucking massive.
Anyway, he asked me if I played soccer since he said I have the build, as my calf's are pretty muscled up and all cool: . Thing is, I havent played a serious game of soccer in my life, and he said I should get into it because my build is "parfeck!" so he's invited me to play this Sunday. I said yeah, and now I gotta meet him at the park at 5.
I'm bringing a condom just in case, wish me luck dewds loney:
Edit: Havana.
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General of the Army
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08-10-2006, 10:37 PM
Your large nose will get in the way of heading, but other than that, have fun taking it in the shitter!
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Lieutenant Colonel
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08-10-2006, 10:40 PM
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans
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Brigadier General
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08-10-2006, 10:52 PM
take pics
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General of the Army
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08-10-2006, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans
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ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries.. |
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1st Lieutenant
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08-10-2006, 11:05 PM
get raped and die.
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08-10-2006, 11:07 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":af408]ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..[/quote:af408]
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans
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08-10-2006, 11:15 PM
[quote=Hawke]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":65d5d]ROFL!!, just dont worry about the ball, as long as you can outrun them moving the ball will be the last of ur worries..
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
if you havent played by now you are going to get embarrassed by big mongoloid africans
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hake:[/quote:65d5d]
lol, that's what I was thinking, I'm fucked |
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Captain
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08-10-2006, 11:17 PM
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08-10-2006, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucknub
take pics
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Major
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08-10-2006, 11:31 PM
well if a stranger is kind enough to compliment you on your curvy legs, the
least you can do is meet up with him at a secluded park to have your fudge
totally packed, particularly when your gentleman caller has already met your father.
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Senior Member
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08-10-2006, 11:36 PM
Roflmao, you make is sound great.
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Colonel
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08-11-2006, 12:45 AM
quit making threads, gonzo
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Major General
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Re: Rape -
08-11-2006, 06:56 AM
Duffy is hot for black men.
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Senior Member
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08-11-2006, 07:09 AM
Africa has AIDS
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