So I'm running by the Alamo this morning and ... doh!

Colonel · **So I'm running by the Alamo this morning and ... doh! -** 09-13-2006, 07:43 AM

This morning I went for my morning run in downtown San Antonio. I always feel a kind of religious reverance when I see the Alamo, and when you're there just before daybreak, knowing that was the time of the final attack, the feeling is even stronger. I took a couple of wrong turns in the dark and when I got back to the hotel I could tell by the time on my watch that I had not run as far as I had wanted. So, I turn around and head back towards the Alamo. I made another loop around the compound and as I'm running down the final side before heading back I glance over and see bullet holes in the wall. So what would have been a glance becomes a stare. That's when Santa Ana almost claimed another victim. I ran right into a sign post! Bam! doh! [/quickly looks around to see if anybody was watching ... sees a bunch of Mexicans laughing ... shakes head and laughs along with them] Luckily I saw the post out of the corner of my eye just before impact and was able to raise my arm. But I still hit it with a full body blow. My forearm took most of it. Hurt like heck. And luckily I have enough flabby belly left hanging over my beltline so that it was able to take the rest of the impact thus saving the family jewels from a painful start to the day.

RaNgeR · 09-13-2006, 08:04 AM

you are pretttty silly

Nyck · 09-13-2006, 08:15 AM

rofl...almost got another one

Simo Häyhä · 09-13-2006, 08:50 AM

1/2 of Texas is Mexicans

Sgt>Stackem · 09-13-2006, 09:19 AM

Himmler · 09-13-2006, 09:56 AM

dude i thought you were going to say you saw a dead person or something frrom the bullet holes. plzdie:

Gonzo · 09-13-2006, 10:04 AM

did you go in the basement?

CoMaToSe · 09-13-2006, 10:09 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":fc811]1/2 of Texas is Mexicans[/quote:fc811]
only half?

Milla

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel

This morning I went for my morning run in downtown San Antonio.

[quote:8f89d]Marietta, GA[/quote:8f89d]

on vacation?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel

flabby belly left hanging over my beltline so that it was able to take the rest of the impact thus saving the family jewels from a painful start to the day.

ROFL!