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Default Gears of War Tournament cancelled due to poo/pee - 03-26-2007, 08:15 PM
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Fort Collins C.O.(FP)-Saturday a large underground video game tournament featuring the popular Xbox 360 game Gears Of War came to a surprising end.

Among the sixty plus competitors was a very determined team of young adults and one teenager who were equipped with disposable adult diapers. Security for the rented warehouse was forced to remove one of the players after others complained of the “septic tank like smell” coming from a nearby 16 year old gamer.

The team had the intention of only using the diapers for “an emergency trip” but after the 16 year old had consumed five cans of a caffeine loaded drink called a Spike Shooter he claimed he just couldn’t hold “it”. And “it” being the worst kind or it. Being the dedicated gamer he was he just tried to ignore his accident.

Nearby competitors felt it hard to overlook his slip up and asked him to be removed. After being removed from the tournament her proceeded to call local law enforcement and complain about his ejection not realizing he had attended an illegal paid gathering.

Upon arrival officers dispersed the tournament and issued fines. No arrests were made.

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Default 03-26-2007, 08:40 PM
lol what a fucktard

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Default 03-26-2007, 08:42 PM
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Default 03-26-2007, 08:42 PM
too bad you can't press pause and take a shit annoy:
  
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Default 03-26-2007, 10:03 PM
these type of kids need to be locked up in the mental institute with the other retards.
  
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Default 03-26-2007, 10:06 PM
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Default 03-26-2007, 10:22 PM
I dunno wether to find this funny or very very retarded.



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I dunno wether to find this funny or very very retarded.
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Default 03-26-2007, 10:58 PM
Fucking retarded....now i seen it all.

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Fucking retarded....now i seen it all.
And you didnt even see it... THATS how mind blowing this is folks.
  
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Default 03-27-2007, 12:12 AM
people like this exist to make us feel better
  
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Default 03-27-2007, 08:12 AM
I farted last night while playing BF2 and it smelled like an old canvas tent. That's the closest I've come to shitting myself whilst gaming.

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I farted last night while playing BF2 and it smelled like an old canvas tent. That's the closest I've come to shitting myself whilst gaming.
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