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Default LMAO! - 07-01-2007, 04:01 PM

[quote:7ae2b]Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire
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NEW YORK - A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city's Center for Animal Care and Control.

"It's just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion," he said.

The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Staten Island Burger King parking lot and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared.

He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19.

"He was going crazy," she said.

Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!'"

Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s.

It was not clear how the bird made his way to the Burger King, but a Staten Island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant.[/quote:7ae2b]

now who here would do such a thing....
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 04:16 PM

that would be a sight to see


  
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Default 07-01-2007, 04:32 PM

good 1 gtboy, a large harmless bird beaten almost to death then put down..oh LMAO! HA HA HA rolleyes:
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 05:06 PM

wtf gtboy


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Default 07-01-2007, 05:40 PM

.....perhaps he wanted to eat it?


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Default 07-01-2007, 06:13 PM

kill everyone


  
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Default 07-01-2007, 06:49 PM

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kill everyone
that may seem like an overreaction to some, but I 4 1 am beginning to think ur rite
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 07:04 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":69f99]good 1 gtboy, a large harmless bird beaten almost to death then put down..oh LMAO! HA HA HA rolleyes:[/quote:69f99]i was actually laughhing at the quote of him saying he thought it was a vampire. The entire story is jacked though
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 07:18 PM

That bird had no business being in that parking lot. What the fuck is the world coming to???
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 11:41 PM

I laughed.
  
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Default 07-01-2007, 11:43 PM

I laughed because this world is falling apart.


  
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Default 07-02-2007, 12:24 AM

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I laughed because this world is falling apart.


  
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Default 07-02-2007, 12:56 AM

im too lazy to type what i think about this thread...
  
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