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Forum: Offtopic 03-07-2003, 07:38 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 100
Posted By Von Paulus
From Memory... Winters, M1 Garand Compton,...

From Memory...

Winters, M1 Garand
Compton, Thompson
Lipton, M1 Garand
Malarkey, Folding Stock Carbine
Guarnere, Thompson
Webster, M1 Garand
Heffron, M1 Garand
Welsh, Thompson
Forum: Offtopic 03-07-2003, 08:43 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 15
Posted By Von Paulus
Fuck, it screwed up the chords... ahh well, you...

Fuck, it screwed up the chords... ahh well, you can make sense of them... oOo:

They're obviously not played directly after one another like that...
Forum: Offtopic 03-07-2003, 08:39 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 15
Posted By Von Paulus
My Song: "The One Liner Song" - Chords included!

For those of you who are 6 string instrument inclined (ie. Guitar), enjoy the song I've been slaving over for the last hour...

D Am
I went and visited my cousins in Los...
Forum: Offtopic 03-05-2003, 07:37 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 13
Posted By Von Paulus
Black Adder Goes Forth

This was so the greatest show I've ever seen, fookin' hilarious, It was a WW1 Comedy... God damn... biggrin: If you haven't seen this show, see it! 1989. get it on DVD today!

My choice quote...
...
Forum: Offtopic 03-03-2003, 07:28 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 70
Posted By Von Paulus
Just a couple of questions, don't over analyse...

Just a couple of questions, don't over analyse what I say... you'll see through it like Grandma's underpants...

Are the Kurds defined as 'Saddam's people', because they live in the same country?...
Forum: Offtopic 03-03-2003, 06:25 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 14
Posted By Von Paulus
What's with all the racial overtones everyone?...

What's with all the racial overtones everyone? I'm all for disarming North Korea, and Kim Jong Ill is very fucked (Son of Menta-li Ill biggrin: Thanks Letterman ;)) but to insult the physical...
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 09:08 PM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
God, I was joking you stupid fuck, I just found...

God, I was joking you stupid fuck, I just found the resemblance between Arkan and 'Ole Joe' as somewhat... disturbing... oOo:

And no, the new pic still looks ghey... mb it's just me eek:
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 07:52 PM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
[quote="Capt. John Miller":4876a]It would of...

[quote="Capt. John Miller":4876a]It would of looked funny with that silly round hat on that pic von biggrin:[/quote:4876a]

Not my Bowler you dick, the hat in the actual WW2 photo... It looks like...
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 07:40 PM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
Oh BTW... Why didn't you replace Stalin with...

Oh BTW... Why didn't you replace Stalin with somebody from AA.com? evil:
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 07:38 PM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
HAHA! Good stuff Milla... But I want it to look...

HAHA! Good stuff Milla... But I want it to look like I'm wearing the hat!... not jerking off or something... Maybe I shouldn't have insulted you :)
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 12:56 AM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
BWAHAHA! Spooge just craps wherever he wants... ...

BWAHAHA! Spooge just craps wherever he wants... oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 03-01-2003, 12:01 AM
Replies: 972
Views: 936
Posted By Von Paulus
Didn't Trippah say he was going to assemble all...

Didn't Trippah say he was going to assemble all the pics posted into one big photo Buckweed? I thought that was the whole point... oOo:

ROFL! Milla! evil: You look mighty secse in that uniform...
Forum: Offtopic 02-28-2003, 12:38 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 84
Posted By Von Paulus
HONEY DIP FRIED CHICKEN! Best damn food...

HONEY DIP FRIED CHICKEN!

Best damn food there is biggrin:
Forum: Offtopic 02-28-2003, 12:14 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 17
Posted By Von Paulus
Yeah, Morgan Freeman is Red, and Tim Robbins is...

Yeah, Morgan Freeman is Red, and Tim Robbins is Andy...

In my honest opinion it was better than the book itself...
Forum: Offtopic 02-28-2003, 12:08 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 17
Posted By Von Paulus
Oh man, you have to see all of them... ...

Oh man, you have to see all of them...

Starting with Shawshank, one of the friggin' best movies eva!

:)
Forum: Offtopic 02-27-2003, 11:44 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 17
Posted By Von Paulus
Re: Anyone wanna see this movie?

[quote="Jedi Marksman":b845c]
I'll wait. They have yet to make a good film out of any of Stephen King's books(the books are good), in my opinion.[/quote:b845c]

Uh, The Shawshank Redemption? The...
Forum: Offtopic 02-26-2003, 05:00 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 51
Posted By Von Paulus
Mother fucking... Tonight, on one of the...

Mother fucking...

Tonight, on one of the very rare occasions I watch those bullshit "Current Affair" type shows, there was this guy who was a member of the "Australian Nationalists" party or some...
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 10:03 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 178
Posted By Von Paulus
Hah! Anyone that makes comments about virginity,...

Hah! Anyone that makes comments about virginity, and not getting sex to complete strangers is usually the one that doesn't get any. Mainly because the problem is in their head at the time of insult...
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 09:59 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 53
Posted By Von Paulus
I luv u Trippa biggrin: I should ask, what...

I luv u Trippa biggrin:

I should ask, what the hell is with the recent influx of Christian Fundamentalists in here? It's fucking scary... mad:
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 09:52 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 178
Posted By Von Paulus
[quote="Cool_Dude":1b50b]of course these insults...

[quote="Cool_Dude":1b50b]of course these insults come from militant virgins.[/quote:1b50b]

oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 09:47 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 53
Posted By Von Paulus
[quote="Cool_Dude":aad2b]so i will be on the end...

[quote="Cool_Dude":aad2b]so i will be on the end of my own cock? you see i am lucifer, that is how i know you are god. please dont be so dumb you give your self a bad name.

no wonder people losing...
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 09:29 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 178
Posted By Von Paulus
ROFL! Tripper you own :) And Juggernaught,...

ROFL! Tripper you own :)

And Juggernaught, who brought up the idea that there was a Somali Government? I mentioned WASHINGTON ala Bill Clinton and Madeline Albright, not confering with the US...
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 03:02 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 80
Posted By Von Paulus
ROFL! Trip, you truly kick ass :D Who, does...

ROFL! Trip, you truly kick ass :D

Who, does that mean, is the Echidna's 2nd penis ? oOo:
Forum: Offtopic 02-22-2003, 02:44 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 178
Posted By Von Paulus
American soldiers started getting killed in...

American soldiers started getting killed in Somalia after,

The 24 Pakistani UN Peacekeepers were killed by Aidid Militia, Washington declares war on Aidid without confering with the Military...
Forum: Offtopic 02-21-2003, 05:52 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 30
Posted By Von Paulus
Isn't the 3rd drawing Gandalf fighting the...

Isn't the 3rd drawing Gandalf fighting the Balrog?

Other than that, good work, the 4th is by far the best :)
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