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Forum: Offtopic 07-04-2005, 10:47 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,454
Posted By Kraut Killer
«Make yourself at home with Home Abortion Kit.»...

«Make yourself at home with Home Abortion Kit.»
«The best Home Abortion Kit in the world.»
«The Home Abortion Kit effect.» I wish I had a picture of a crying mother or a fetus.
«Nothing is...
Forum: Offtopic 06-30-2005, 05:52 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,057,116
Posted By Kraut Killer
Night Shift... Stir It Up - OAR

Night Shift... Stir It Up - OAR
Forum: Offtopic 06-28-2005, 11:14 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 4,435
Posted By Kraut Killer
Name him/her "The". That way your kid will be...

Name him/her "The". That way your kid will be called "The West". You can't fuck with The West.
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2005, 02:53 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,057,116
Posted By Kraut Killer
Irish Drinking Song- Buck-O-Nine

Irish Drinking Song- Buck-O-Nine
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2005, 12:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,435
Posted By Kraut Killer
I guess I'm lucky that if someone starts giving ...

I guess I'm lucky that if someone starts giving me lip while I'm doing my job, I can just stick a gun in their face.
Forum: Offtopic 06-27-2005, 08:40 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 3,523
Posted By Kraut Killer
Dude the Ghostbusters haven't been around since...

Dude the Ghostbusters haven't been around since the third coming of Jesus... where as you all should know instead of the world ending like on his second coming, lollipops and liquor where given to...
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2005, 08:44 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,100
Posted By Kraut Killer
My posts are seldom serious, usually just a...

My posts are seldom serious, usually just a product of my fevered mind being allowed to venture out on it's own, and my polls almost never have fuck all to do with the posts, sometimes they're about...
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2005, 07:47 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,100
Posted By Kraut Killer
I didn't just figure that out... it's the reason...

I didn't just figure that out... it's the reason I joined the infantry. I just let my mind wander.
Forum: Offtopic 06-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,100
Posted By Kraut Killer
Wandering mind

Okay, so I was thinking... all these country songs about soldiers and shit, saying how they're all great, and fighting for our freedom, so obviously they're talking about combat arms and not POAGs...
Forum: Offtopic 06-16-2005, 03:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 669
Posted By Kraut Killer
Metalheads... I need your help.

I was wondering if anyone here knows who did the sing "Enter sandman" first... Motorhead or Metallica. I went and tried to find out on Motorhead's website, but there's not even a listing of the song....
Forum: Offtopic 06-06-2005, 02:42 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
Coleman... that pink tie and black shirt is...

Coleman... that pink tie and black shirt is fucking ska-riffic.
Forum: Offtopic 05-03-2005, 08:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,002
Posted By Kraut Killer
The only other time I thought I saw him was when...

The only other time I thought I saw him was when I was sodomiz... uh... nevermind, that never happened. But the only time I think of him is every morning when I wake u... FUCK! You're right, I can't...
Forum: Offtopic 05-02-2005, 09:55 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,016
Posted By Kraut Killer
Brunettes... preferably with blue eyes. I really...

Brunettes... preferably with blue eyes. I really dig chicks with brown hair and blue eyes for some reason.
Forum: Offtopic 05-02-2005, 08:18 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,002
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm bored and now you must feel my misery...

Hey all, what the shit is going on? I'm personally sitting here enjoying all that the US Army has to offer. Yeah, that pretty much means sitting on my ass because Army posts suck. I'm living the life...
Forum: Offtopic 03-28-2005, 11:20 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,997
Posted By Kraut Killer
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have to go to...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have to go to Africa. Africa sucks. But before you go there you have to go to Quantico... Quantico sucks even more. I'm just going on glib generalizations with Africa......
Forum: Offtopic 03-26-2005, 09:34 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,021
Posted By Kraut Killer
I don't really remember details... I'm still kind...

I don't really remember details... I'm still kind of reeling from a concussion.
Forum: Offtopic 03-26-2005, 09:03 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,021
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hey Milla, I was in yer neck of the woods last night.

On my way home for the Holiday from Bragg, I passed through downtown Fredericksburg, and stopped there for gas. I was all like "Hey Milla lives here". And then I left. And that was my adventure in...
Forum: Offtopic 02-07-2005, 12:02 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
Fluffy, you're drinking pictures always make me...

Fluffy, you're drinking pictures always make me feel like I've been drinking. I should just come here and look at those pictures and save myself an assload of money.
Forum: Offtopic 02-06-2005, 11:52 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,051
Posted By Kraut Killer
Brian Westbrook played at the school where my dad...

Brian Westbrook played at the school where my dad now coaches. Also the head coach from DeMatha, said school, Bill MacGregor was there for the coin toss, he got to inspect it. Just a little pointless...
Forum: Offtopic 01-31-2005, 02:28 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,845
Posted By Kraut Killer
Not me!

Not me!
Forum: Offtopic 01-30-2005, 03:10 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,845
Posted By Kraut Killer
http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/mustang.jpg...

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/mustang.jpg
And what I ride at work:...
Forum: Offtopic 01-29-2005, 04:22 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
[quote:c83d2]Originally posted by Punky... or at...

[quote:c83d2]Originally posted by Punky... or at least I would assume so, because if not, you might want to watch out as some asshole from this forum is spying on you... from inside your computer......
Forum: Offtopic 01-29-2005, 03:11 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,185
Posted By Kraut Killer
"The only time you should start worrying about a...

"The only time you should start worrying about a soldier is when they stop bitchin'."
-Lieutenant Colonel Tall, the Thin Red Line.
Forum: Offtopic 01-29-2005, 02:59 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,185
Posted By Kraut Killer
M240B, M60E4, M249 SAW... They're all great...

M240B, M60E4, M249 SAW... They're all great weapons... as long as someone else is carrying those heavy mother fuckers.
Forum: Offtopic 01-20-2005, 07:22 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 794
Posted By Kraut Killer
Beat up, chewed up, and spit the fudge out...

That's how I feel down here at airborne school. I tell's ya, this school fucking sucks ass. Now, let's get one thing straight... I fucking hate running. I run everywhere. I have a five mile run...
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