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Forum: Offtopic 12-23-2004, 04:58 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,610
Posted By Kraut Killer
I still want ot be invincible... and one or two...

I still want ot be invincible... and one or two of these:
http://www.mustangsmustangs.net/ford/stangpics/67-68/cf-67GT500-1.jpg
and one of these:...
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 11:36 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,948
Posted By Kraut Killer
All I want is to become invincible, so that when...

All I want is to become invincible, so that when I eventually ship out to Iraq or Afghanistan I have nary a worry.
And the great thing about my X-mas wish is that it's feasable (sp?)
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 11:01 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,538
Posted By Kraut Killer
Let's see... An Italian Restuarant for X-mas...

Let's see...
An Italian Restuarant for X-mas eve dinner.
Midnight Mass.
As a kid I would have slept until 0300 and woke my parents up at 0700...
FUCKIN ARMY! That should read 3am and 7am.
Now...
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 10:59 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
YAY! BEER!

YAY! BEER!
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 10:49 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
If there's one thing I've learned from my older...

If there's one thing I've learned from my older brother Arkan... it's to not fuck with someone who's built like yo... OW! You fucking stabbed me. OW! You did it again, that's just not coo... OW! Stop...
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 10:41 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,966
Posted By Kraut Killer
http://embruns.net/images/guinness.jpg + ...

http://embruns.net/images/guinness.jpg
+
http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/image_ttptp_norm_1.jpg
+
http://images.send.com/100197_big.jpg
=...
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 10:32 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
Can we do it in skimpy little outfits?

Can we do it in skimpy little outfits?
Forum: Offtopic 12-20-2004, 10:05 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
[quote:f341d]Originally posted by Arkan with his...

[quote:f341d]Originally posted by Arkan with his big muscles and tiny gun... and love of... uh... tacos and ass:
"I'm here to kick ass and chew gum......and i'm all out of gum!!" ...
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2004, 01:00 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
Oh... and Milla, my rifle is cooler than yours.

Oh... and Milla, my rifle is cooler than yours.
Forum: Offtopic 12-19-2004, 10:09 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 2,162,577
Posted By Kraut Killer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to play. However,...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I want to play. However, mines a little different, because I'm smiling. I'm also blinking when the flash went off... but only with one eye, so it looks like I'm winking... but...
Forum: Offtopic 12-13-2004, 09:58 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 3,601
Posted By Kraut Killer
I cried during Gladiator too... but that's...

I cried during Gladiator too... but that's because my brother punched me in the balls.
Forum: Offtopic 12-09-2004, 02:34 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,615
Posted By Kraut Killer
Okay... here's the deal. I can in fact prove the...

Okay... here's the deal. I can in fact prove the existance of extraterrestrials. How? you ask... well, don't be so fucking impatient and I'll tell you. Because I am in fact an alien. I travelled from...
Forum: Offtopic 12-07-2004, 05:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 698
Posted By Kraut Killer
My brother's computer doesn't have the internet,...

My brother's computer doesn't have the internet, and I want to get HL2 for him for X-Mas.
Forum: Offtopic 12-06-2004, 10:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 698
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hlaf-Life 2 question... and a stupid, pointless poll

Alright, I have heard that Half-Life 2 has forced registration... now I'm assuming some of you have the game by now and was wondering that if you don't have the internet, and therefore can't do an...
Forum: Offtopic 12-06-2004, 10:04 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,224
Posted By Kraut Killer
Perhaps I should rephrase the whole "not...

Perhaps I should rephrase the whole "not training"... the downtime between when I was waiting my turn, or had already gone was boring. That 15 minutes where I was just sitting there cleaning my...
Forum: Offtopic 12-05-2004, 03:43 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,659
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hey Arkan, do you by chance have a '67 Mustang...

Hey Arkan, do you by chance have a '67 Mustang coup in that collection, and if so... where do you get all those bitches?
Forum: Offtopic 12-05-2004, 03:39 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,224
Posted By Kraut Killer
Well hello all you crazy bitches. I'm home fer a...

Well hello all you crazy bitches. I'm home fer a month, and when I go away next time, I won't be deprived of things like internet porno. So, I can't really think of any cool stories now, but I do...
Forum: Offtopic 12-03-2004, 10:18 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,224
Posted By Kraut Killer
A new and improved Kraut Killer has returned

That's right, it's Pvt-2 Barbieri. I have returned from Ft. Benning and have a one month vacation until Airborne school. I'm getting ready to go to bed but I'll return to write with you bitches...
Forum: Offtopic 11-06-2004, 02:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,068
Posted By Kraut Killer
Ft. Benning... female dogs

Hey bitches... I have a pass for about another hour here on Sand Hill in Ft. Benning. I just wanted to see how you fuckers are doing... and to tell you that basic training sucks ass... I'm in fucking...
Forum: Offtopic 08-17-2004, 10:30 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,492
Posted By Kraut Killer
Alright fellas, this here is my last post. I'll...

Alright fellas, this here is my last post. I'll post again when I get back. And Gerard will see me around, I'll post my graduation picture. See youse guys in a few months. This place will be gf1.com...
Forum: Offtopic 08-17-2004, 08:53 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,515
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hey... good luck with the Citiadel Eames. Maybe...

Hey... good luck with the Citiadel Eames. Maybe one day, I'll ignore you when you're trying to order me to do something.
Forum: Offtopic 08-17-2004, 05:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,492
Posted By Kraut Killer
Dude, I know not to talk back... just make faces...

Dude, I know not to talk back... just make faces at them. Milla, the funny thing is... I wanted to be a Marine for the longest time, but the Army had prettier uniforms.
Forum: Offtopic 08-17-2004, 03:00 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,492
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'll get 'em so good that they won't walk right...

I'll get 'em so good that they won't walk right for a week.
Forum: Offtopic 08-17-2004, 12:18 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,492
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm going to the Army WHEN?!?!

That's right bitches... I'm leaving on Tuesday. "Then why the fuck are you making this thread now?" you ask... well hold the fuck on and I'll get around to it. Well, considering that tomorrow, I'll...
Forum: Offtopic 08-16-2004, 05:16 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,841
Posted By Kraut Killer
PRIMUS!

PRIMUS!
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