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Default 09-23-2004, 12:06 PM
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I pissed for 4 min yesterday
oh plz stfu n00ble

For moi, I'd say 1 minute and 40 seconds, I counted that time thankfully and I thought it was never gonna stop, I was expecting to start deflating at one point.

Try looking for 'Adam Sandler - The Longest Piss' mp3 on some P2P file sharing things, it'd be the perfect theme for this thread..

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 01:43 PM
bout a min, never really counted
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 01:54 PM
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bout a min, never really counted



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 02:06 PM
i dont know how long I can piss but I can spooj for about 30 seconds.

P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 02:17 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":7cbe5]

P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing[/quote:7cbe5]


Not to mention it looks like piss. annoy:



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Default 09-23-2004, 02:20 PM
never counted eek:

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Default 09-23-2004, 02:21 PM
My collective time spent in the bathroom on an average pub going night is about 48 years.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 02:24 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":31d0b]I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:[/quote:31d0b]
  
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Default Re: Longest piss you've ever took - 09-23-2004, 02:36 PM
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Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

your sucha light weight..
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 02:38 PM
Never count my piss breaks so I dont know.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 02:55 PM
ummm about a min 30 sec.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 05:47 PM
mine was probably a minute, but i dont count really.
  
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Default 09-23-2004, 06:48 PM
longeesrt penis i ever took wgast yup the arxes
  
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