[Airborne Butters]

I'd say that worst things I ever killed were a dog and a bird. The dog happend when I was driving on this like sorta highway thing and fuckin thing comes running right in front of me, so I tried breaking but that thing went under both tires.

The bird one was sick! We have like suicide birds here, they basically just stay in the road till the car is a foot away. Well this bird didn't leave enough time and tried flying up when I was but an inch away and as it flew up it's head hit the top of my windshield, prolly snapping his neck, and tumbling across the top of my car.