[Tha Great One]

i dont know if if i translated it right but this is a assignment voor school and i mean al the official jadajdajadajdaj to be an american citizen..

[Milla]

umm come over here and get a visa for a limited time, or fill out shit loads of papers, and take some tests on our history and government to get citizenship, thats what my lebanese friend had to do biggrin:

[Tha Great One]

could you be more specific ...imagine me puting that in a report.

[Milla]

how long of a report? if all else fails and no one can help goto http://www.google.com and search for "How to become an american citizen" it should give u some websites there

[Old Reliable]

go to your library and request some government files, ask them

[Tha Great One]

ok will do..

because i thought asking it to some die hard americans will get me sum answers

[Tha Great One]

the google search...

How to become an American citizen




1. Remove a third of your brain.

2. Lose your sense of irony.

3. Increase your mouth size by 200%.

4. Fail to understand British humor.

5. When visiting the U.K. Be sure to say the word "Quaint" as often as you can. Us Brits REALLY like that, you know.

6. THERE IS NO NUMBER SIX as a true American would have reached the end of their attention span by now!

7. Say "Gee, call that a building? They`re 10 times as big back home!"

8. Don`t produce a decent marmalade.

9. Surgically implant a voice-box up your anus. That way, you can talk out of your arse, 24-7!

10. Assume that everyone in the UK personally knows your decendants. We really do know them all.

11. Have absolutely no idea that we`re all laughing at you. Not behind your backs, but to your faces, because none of you know the meaning of the phrase "taking the piss".

12. Vietnam was a Police Action Conflict. Not a war. Anyways, you lost. Get over it.

13. Call all Brits Limeys, as we all live near the lime-stone cliffs of Dover, you know.

14. Offend as many people as you can.

15. Bomb a lot of other countries, but not for financial gain, of course.

16. Have no gun control whatsoever.

17. Remember to take everything on face value. Style will always be more important than content.

18. Make sure that you can always buy a bigger, more expensive, less effective mousetrap and only buy it if its called the super ultima deluxe 3000!

19. Always insist on driving a car the size of a small farm and forget the concept of corners. Americans don't use them!

20. To be fully acepted in American society you must have a problem which needs councilling. If you don't, you can always sue somebody!!

21. Remember that to be a true American, you need to be clinically overweight...its patriotic!

22. Wear as many cameras as your thick necks can carry

23. Have a nice day.

[Loki the 18th]

Do it like me just take a short swim across the Rio Grande and you're home free.

[newbieassulted]

[quote="Loki the 18th":f5a2a]Do it like me just take a short swim across the Rio Grande and you're home free.[/quote:f5a2a]

you know you have to admit that that is true.....

[Tha Great One]

LOKI u Fuck!

why dont u just stay banned?

u are how we dutch would sayOELOOZ wich means if i translate it to english GOALEZ.

no goal in life.

[Pfc.Green]

[quote="Tha Great One":2bfc1]ok will do..

because i thought asking it to some die hard americans will get me sum answers[/quote:2bfc1]

I think it would be better to ask people who have gone through the process, becuase us "die hard" Americans were born here, thus we were citizens from birth.

look up the INS, they're the half-assed government people in charge of immigration and stuff.

[Sgt>Stackem]

I am one of those "Die Hard Americans" but what Id tell you is to do the research on your own. Maybe this is part of what your teacher is trying to get you to do. While this thread has gone offtopic there is still some good advice. One thing Ive learned here is if you post something be prepared for some rude responces, because they are plenty and free!
mb
PS it cant hurt if you know how to shoot! Because as it says above we are just a bunch of murdering thugs!

[Captain Bunny]

I was going to be moving to america to be with my girlfriend (until she passed away) anyway, i remember she said she thought i might have to take some sort of oath. and at the end of the oath is a bit about god. Now most americans beleive in god, whatever floats your boat, but if you want to extend your report you might like to research what athiests would have to say in the oath.

[Innoxx]

Sorry to hear about your G/F Bunny, you know what they say, "better to have loved and lost than to not love at all".