President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke

Argon · **President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke -** 02-18-2003, 11:04 AM

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

LoneGunner87 · 02-18-2003, 11:05 AM

Umm was i suppose to laugh at the joke or laugh at u.

geRV · **Re: President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke -** 02-18-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

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LoneGunner87 · **Re: President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke -** 02-18-2003, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/lame.gif[/img]

well put gerard couldnt have put it better myself.

Argon · 02-18-2003, 11:15 AM

Ya I know, its lame. Sorry

Akuma · 02-18-2003, 11:19 AM

Its true though. I havn't seen any one on these boards opposed to attacking Iraq... maybe a few but not many.

{1CAB}ThiRTeeN · 02-18-2003, 12:12 PM

I don't want to attack Iraq! Happy there?? saddam should fuck himself

02-18-2003, 12:56 PM

[quote="Gothic_child180":48487]Its true though. I havn't seen any one on these boards opposed to attacking Iraq... maybe a few but not many.[/quote:48487]

I don't want to attack Iraq.
don't get me wrong Saddam is evil and he should go, but if we just let Israel have more freedom of movement in the mid-east Iraq would have been nuked already with no loss of Americans. Which leads me to conclude that this is about oil.
If Bush flat out said "we are attacking Iraq for oil, so we don't have to pay Saudis for oil because they fund terror" I would be the first to enlist.
However when people BS me with stories of phantom WMDs I oppose it because I'm being lied to.

Bazooka_Joe · 02-18-2003, 03:28 PM

I've heard that before, just a different version, but same type.

Wilko · 02-20-2003, 08:33 AM

Well, i Liked it, Argon, but then, i'm a purveyor of crap jokes oOo: