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View Poll Results: ....and you read?
The Newspaper 0 0%
Magazines 13 44.83%
Novels 3 10.34%
Other literature 7 24.14%
Nothing, I've been constipated for months. 6 20.69%
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Default 04-28-2003, 03:13 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":8bb46]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:8bb46] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k


  
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Default Re: sorry - 04-28-2003, 03:16 PM

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that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up
It's pretty wierd how she inculuded to write "Aka_Eshelman" just like you do oOo:

As far as what i read on the shitter.. Nothing maybe turn on the radio to cover the sounds.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 03:39 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":f5247]Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:f5247]

Yeah, but then the neighbours will be like, "what the fuck did he eat!?!"
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 03:50 PM

Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:

Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast.
  
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Default Re: sorry - 04-28-2003, 04:44 PM

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that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up
It's pretty wierd how she inculuded to write "Aka_Eshelman" just like you do oOo:
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Default 04-28-2003, 05:31 PM

I scan some pics in AFV Modeller whilst taking my three minute crapper.
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 06:27 PM

flyfishing magazines
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 06:53 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":dc4ae][quote="Old Reliable":dc4ae]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:dc4ae] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:dc4ae]
need help learning about your founding fathers? Then listen to the Motha Fo' Fathas[url:dc4ae]http://www.jibjab.com/cartoons/raps/rp_MOVIE01.HTM[/url:dc4ae]
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Default 04-28-2003, 06:55 PM

Good books, Fight Terrorism by Benjamin Netanyahu

Awesome book really get ya fired up
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 07:24 PM

Well, taking a dump is really an art. This is how i approach it.

1. I always go to the "quiet" one in the house as not to be disturbed.
2. I always go in with a recent mag like MaximumPC or Readers Digest.
3. I place some toilet paper in the bowl prior to shitting....this minimizes water from spashing on your ass.
4. My daily shits are the same time every day (at night) so i plan accordingly. After a good dump, i follow up with a good wipe and head straight into the shower.
.....and there you have it. The art of shitting Arkan style.


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Default 04-28-2003, 07:31 PM

only one wipe? Jeez, it takes me like 5 wipes

Do you fold or wad? I wad
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 07:48 PM

Not this shit is getting too detailed. hake:
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 08:19 PM

No reading on our throne, we have a tv in there. While I'm launching my scud, I catch up on the daily events on MSNBC! biggrin:
  
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Default 04-28-2003, 08:20 PM

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Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k
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I figure that it'll help with pushing out your shit if you play really loudly biggrin:


  
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Default 04-28-2003, 08:46 PM

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