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Default how to stop a tank - 06-27-2003, 10:29 AM
this is a guide on how to stop several nations' tanks using only a BAR

British tank: wait until the crew get out for one of their several daily tea breaks, and shoot them

American tank: put out a bunch of playboy magazines, when crew get out, shoot them.

German tank: wait until it drives 2 miles, it will break down

Japanese tank: penetrate armor with the BAR

Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

Russian tank: dfon't know yet, sure that Vodka has something to do with it[/i]
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 10:30 AM
what about the french....hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 10:45 AM
French tank: A tank? What's that?
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 10:52 AM
The French tank is the sportscar of tanks. Its fast, but not really good for anything but running away.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 10:56 AM
hahaha!

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Default 06-27-2003, 10:58 AM
lol
  
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Default Re: how to stop a tank - 06-27-2003, 11:07 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":7a1e3]

Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

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LOL! Thanks for that >
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:16 AM
sorry I forgot the French (even though when I was making up teh joke I included teh French in it)

French tank: drop BAR, point colt .45 at tank, wait for white flag
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 11:24 AM
HAHA!! Nice
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 12:00 PM
Not to bag on the french since it is so overdone here, but I watched Oceans 11 the other day and they had a funny french comment. It went something like -

You wnat to rob a casino? You cant rob a casino. They have enough armed personel to occupy paris. OK, OK, bad example.
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 12:43 PM
The Italian one is how to stop a Polish tank. oOo:
  
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Default 06-27-2003, 02:17 PM
LMAO those rule.
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 12:38 AM
Yeah, those rock. lmao happy:
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 03:13 PM
the german and italian 1 r funny lol
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 03:45 PM
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