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Default 09-11-2003, 02:52 PM

A man escapes from prision where he has been held for 15 years.
still in his uniform he breaks into a house to find clothing, food, weapons, etc. not to his surprise he walks in on a couple sleeping in bed. he ties the man up to the chair and as he is tying the woman up to the bed he gets on top of her and looks to be kissing her on the neck. he gets up goes to the bathroom and when he is in the bathroom the man says to his wife, "I saw the way he kissed your neck, this man is dangerous, he has been locked up for some time now, look at his clothing! if he wants sex, give in otherwise he might kill us both! I love you honey, stay strong" to which the woman replies "he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear he said he thinks your cute and asked where we kept the vasoline. stay strong honey i love you too"
  
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