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Default 10-30-2003, 09:41 PM

Wait a minute here... so you're telling me that they pass through your kidneys AND comes out of your penis!?

Christ, this is horrid. You have one stone, yet it's going to have to pass through your kidney, bladder and then your cock-a-doodle! That makes enduring three passes. I wonder if a stone ever got stuck in your penis... and then you'd have to have surgery ed:
  
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Default 10-30-2003, 11:45 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":e9b52]
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PAIN is having a dick up your arse......Now THAT'S pain. beer:
ahem........how would you know? biggrin:
and don't tell me some stupid shit like "Your mom/girl told me so"! oOo:
Trippers "dude" is that big he can stick it up his own arse,
for scientific purposes of course, eg. to test for pain levels.
And before you ask, I know this because my Mom/girl told me so. cool:[/quote:e9b52]

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Default 10-30-2003, 11:49 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":9242a]Wait a minute here... so you're telling me that they pass through your kidneys AND comes out of your penis!?

Christ, this is horrid. You have one stone, yet it's going to have to pass through your kidney, bladder and then your cock-a-doodle! That makes enduring three passes. I wonder if a stone ever got stuck in your penis... and then you'd have to have surgery ed:[/quote:9242a]

It's formed in your kidney, it doesn't pass through it. Your kidneys filter all the stuff your body doesn't need and then sends it to your bladder and out our penis. So if you haev stones in there, eventually they'll flow into the bladder and out the penis.
  
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Default 10-30-2003, 11:51 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":c2ac1]I'll just pretend they don't exist, thanks. ed:

Sorry, I had to skip past all the posts with people cursing at each other and talking about anal, how do you prevent from getting them?[/quote:c2ac1]

This should help

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Default 10-31-2003, 12:31 AM

Wow... I hope I never get those. I'd rather get fucking kicked in the balls... repeatedly... for 10 seconds.
  
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Default 10-31-2003, 12:33 AM

fuck man, sounds like the worst pain a man can ever experience. here's to hoping it ends soon beer:
  
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Default Re: kidney stones - 10-31-2003, 12:46 AM

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just passed one. 20 more to go. they say its more pain full than giving birth.
I know the feeling,I have that SOB,I went to Brigham Woman's Hospital twice,ER.
When I 1st notice,my bladder was in pain,but not so much,then 10-15 minutes later,The pain is so powerful,you can't even breath,You want shit,piss at the same time,your stomach hurts, legs,you want to cry. oOo:
I had 4 bags of IV,and Insuline 4 times within 12 hours.I got to the hospital at 9pm and left next day at 10:00 am.I beleive I went to the bathroom trying to shit at least 15 times,but it's just the feeling,I didn't shit once.

I don't about giving birth,but from natural causes,kidney stones by far is the most painful. annoy:


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Default 10-31-2003, 12:50 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":bfa20]I'll just pretend they don't exist, thanks. ed:

Sorry, I had to skip past all the posts with people cursing at each other and talking about anal, how do you prevent from getting them?[/quote:bfa20]


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Default 10-31-2003, 09:38 AM

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I'll just pretend they don't exist, thanks. ed:

Sorry, I had to skip past all the posts with people cursing at each other and talking about anal, how do you prevent from getting them?
Some people just have a genetic predisposition to get them.
It occurs at the metabolic level. Staying well hydrated helps prevent them..
types of stones:
65%calcium oxalate
20%Magnesium ammonium phosphate
7.5%calcium phosphate
5% uric acid
1.5%cystein
People with too much serum calcium (hyperparathyriodism) are highly prone to calcium stone fromation.
Organisms that procuce urinary tract infections make cause stones.
Improper diet also plays a role( like strict diets for bodybuilders)
Those were the main causes listed[/quote:1df00]

Danke, sir. No more soda for me, tank ya very much. If I DO have one of those SOB's, I'd probably save it.
  
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