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Originally Posted by pelo

Waht's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?



You can dump your load into a washing machine and it won't follow you around for three months.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN GENIOUS... i gott a better one!

This blonde walks into an appliance, and tell the clerk, "I would like to buy the T.V." And the clerk replies, "Sorry, we don't sell anything to blondes."
So the blonde walks out, dies her hair red and comes back into that appliance store. She asks the clerk, "Could I buy that T.V.?", the clerk replies, "Sorry we don't sell anything to blondes." Now the blonde is kind of fustrated.
The blonde walks out of the appliance store, shaves her head and gets a few peircings. She walks back into the appliance store, confident this time, and tells the clerk, "I would like to buy that T.V." The clerk remarks "I've told you twice already, WE DO NOT SELL ANYTHING TO BLONDES!!!" So now the blonde is completely furious and asks the clerk, "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?!?!?!" The clerk simply responds, "Simple. That is a mincrowave, not a T.V."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT IS FUNNY biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: happy: happy: happy: