Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page OWWWW!! good lord!
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#16)
NexusRevived is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,462
Join Date: Oct 2003
   
Default 02-13-2004, 10:11 PM
I've only been kicked in the nads once. I was in so much pain
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#17)
Rannoch is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 479
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: On a dirtbike, pretending to fly
   
Default 02-14-2004, 08:32 AM
Its not even funny how much it hurts.

I tried riding my bycycle on slickrock once. Well, thats nice, but my bike has no suspension. Went off a 2 foot dropoff, feet fell off the pegs.

I thought I was bleeding, but I wasnt. I did this oOo:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#18)
Maplegyver is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 8,033
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: motherland
   
Default 02-14-2004, 08:34 AM
sleep
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#19)
Bazooka_Joe is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 12,585
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY, USA
 Send a message via ICQ to Bazooka_Joe Send a message via AIM to Bazooka_Joe Send a message via MSN to Bazooka_Joe Send a message via Yahoo to Bazooka_Joe  
Default 02-14-2004, 12:19 PM
That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#20)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 02-14-2004, 02:06 PM
I've been kicked in the sack...Fuck it sucks.

This crazy bitch that everyone used to make fun of came out of nowhere and kicked me as hard as she could at a party we were at, then she ran across the party and literally threw my friend over the side of a deck - I nearly threw up trying to laugh at my friend over the deck and cry from the intense pain at the same time.

I swear she kicked my sack into my kidney.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#21)
xXiMDisTuRB3DXx is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 187
Join Date: Dec 2003
  Send a message via AIM to xXiMDisTuRB3DXx  
Default 02-14-2004, 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by snipes33
Quote:
Originally Posted by xXiMDisTuRB3DXx
that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky
ahaha my friend wasn't so lucky...landed on his balls while skating and had to get stitches it was so bad
DAMN MAN... that sucks big time
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#22)
bukdez is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
bukdez's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
   
Default 02-14-2004, 03:07 PM
[quote="Recycled Spooge":0449a]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:0449a]

lmao...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#23)
xXiMDisTuRB3DXx is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 187
Join Date: Dec 2003
  Send a message via AIM to xXiMDisTuRB3DXx  
Default 02-14-2004, 03:55 PM
[quote="Recycled Spooge":7b883]So I was sitting in lunch today, and I placed my legs in a weird position which caused my dick to fall asleep. It felt like someone was holding my cock the whole time, when I tried walking. Creepy.[/quote:7b883]

haha lmao... i ought to try that next time
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#24)
BlackJackal is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Posts: 2,995
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: North Carolina
   
Default 02-15-2004, 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xXiMDisTuRB3DXx
that sucks, i almost landed on my balls skateboarding... i was lucky
2 bad
that happened to me almost when i did a heelflip and it mooved up. i was lucky. a guy at my school was trying to do a split, when a guy walked up and i think hit him in the balls, causing the guy to fall on his hand, fractruing it. (he's a chunky guy. not fat, but not skinny.plays football)
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#25)
Short Hand is Offline
Brigadier General
 
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
   
Default 02-15-2004, 05:25 PM
Football team = players with helmets = blunt object used to sack other players. = Im in oain after being sacked by a guy who whacks me with his helmet.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#26)
Zap. USMC is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,953
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Okinawa
  Send a message via AIM to Zap. USMC  
Default 02-18-2004, 10:03 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f7532]That would have been one of the best videos ever. You peein in your 1/2 boxer crap, then you start snoozing, hear a loud snap, you yelp, fall to the floor holding your spuds. I would have sent that to Americas Funniest.[/quote:f7532]

lol that would be funny...

But the real thing almost made me cry.. it hurt so much I had to sit down and I almost puked cry:
  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.

Contact Us - Alliedassault - Archive - Top