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2nd Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 08:49 AM
Meh you focus to much on sex... get the fucking math book out.
Honestly "how do i convince her to let me do stuff to her?" Catch a clue. A woman saying she doesnt want to be eatten out, mean she doesnt want to be eatten out. Simple shit really. Finding ways to convince her she does is a pointless endevior.
As to how to make her horny, simple, be romantic. Now i understand your generation has no concept of what the fuck that is, so i'll give you a minute to check the dictionary...
... There, now that you've read, and hopefully understand what the fuck it is, attepmt using it. Think of it like this... Woman arnt the high tech engines you find on todays cars. No there the old ones you find on lawn mowers. You have to push the primer a few times to start the gas flowing. Try staying on the outside of the pants with some rubbing. work with that and she if she lightens up a bit. You hopefully can tell when she's "into" it, and can then progress into the pants, staying outside of the panties. work that a little longer, again judgement call if she continues to get "into" what your up to. Then move into the unbutton and un zip, if this is allowed, slowly, SLOWLY, work your way from outside the panties, in. If she's not prude, and you've worked this right she should be fairly "primed" for this. depending on where your doing all this (typically bed or couch) slide down on the floor, and slip the pants down, leaving panties in tact. If she's cool with the pants, down the panties, line her up, and go at her.
Not a sure thing, but probably better than what your trying to execute.
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 08:54 AM
^ He speaks the truth.
Combine that with some of the things I said and you have a better than average chance.
However, even if you're as smooth as a mutha, she still might put the kybash on all your efforts. You'll have to accept that and come to a screeching halt. No means no, dude.
You'll have to finish yerself off later. *fap* *fap* *fap* biggrin:
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Corporal
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02-18-2004, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
that her musk, hair, and everything else isn't going to make you retch
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oh god, that was a bad experience
if it had've been any louder she would have heard the retch sound
lucky i didn't blow chunks all over her - that would've been kinky biggrin:
Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 08:55 AM
Yeah, I'm sure there are websites for that.
(Don't think of linking them here... hake: )
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Corporal
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02-18-2004, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
.... There, now that you've read, and hopefully understand what the fuck it is, attepmt using it.
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so, Mr Sexpert, have you got a g/f? biggrin:
Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 09:01 AM
Used to. Worked like a charm. Now a days though... Gah, nothing but dirty hoes around. Adding in my odd work and sleep schedule makes finding one a pain in my ass. Let alone maintaining one.
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 09:10 AM
this is wrong in so many ways
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 09:13 AM
Would you rather a tutorial on sucking dick, Coub? Sorry...no experience in that field. biggrin:
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 09:15 AM
a 15 year old asking for sex advice ... are you serious ..?
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 09:15 AM
These days im surprized its not a 10 year old.
God damn i hate kids.
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General of the Army
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02-18-2004, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
God damn i hate kids.
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^^
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 09:20 AM
15. yeah, maybe a *tad* young.
Meh, that's Grade 10. It's about time he ate a l'il bush. Just play it safe so you don't put a bun in the oven or make yer dick look like a cauliflower.
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Master Sergeant
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02-18-2004, 09:44 AM
Show her a picture of your mother and tell her that you hope she grows up to look just like your mother, not that cow she calls a mother. That always gets 'em hot.
...or
Go talk to her Dad and tell him your trying to get in his 15 year old daughter's pants. I'm sure he would be willing to give you an attitude adjustment that might help reduce your adolescent frustration..
LOL - sorry dude, I can't help ya. I have two daughters and if I found out their boyfriend was getting advice on the internet about how to get in their pants I'd be rather irate. Use common sense and just treat her nice. Don't be in a rush to force things to happen. The point is not "how do I get her horny" so that you get her to do something she ordinarily wouldn't. The point is to wait until the time is right for both of you. At 15 your hormones are raging alot more than her's are. Live with it. God gave you a wonderful gift. He made you with opposable thumbs. Use them.
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Senior Member
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02-18-2004, 09:45 AM
dont go down on her
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1st Lieutenant
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02-18-2004, 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel
Show her a picture of your mother and tell her that you hope she grows up to look just like your mother, not that cow she calls a mother. That always gets 'em hot.
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lmao....
seriuosly, buy her flowers... and anything else she wants... most of all LISTEN.. i'll say it again... LISTEN... nothing turns on a girl/woman more than a guy who honestly cares about what she has to say.... go slow, tease her, and she'll be begging you for it... make sure you tell her how hot/beatiful she is so she will feel confident, not nervous...
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