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Default 02-25-2004, 07:19 PM

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I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders[/quote:8b5bd]

Well... you were close... they were actually 8th graders!


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Default 02-25-2004, 07:20 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":533e7][quote=NyckMSS]
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I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders[/quote:533e7]

Well... you were close... they were actually 8th graders!


oOo: oOo: oOo:[/quote:533e7]

Oh thats right YOU were in the 6th grade..sorry I just got done watchin a nascar race...My head was spinnning rock:


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Default 02-25-2004, 07:22 PM

[quote:54985]I remember hearing Zap telling me he lost his v-card when he dropped the soap in the shower during 4th period Gym Class and was pinned against the wall and Gang-raped by 6th graders
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Default 02-25-2004, 07:28 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":d5677]I remember Punky telling me she lost her v-card to her tampon ed:


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if you made that up i hope she hunts you down and stuffs one of her stiletto heels up your urethra. then sets you on fire and helps to put the flames out with one of these.

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Default 02-25-2004, 09:50 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":8bb9c]I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked![/quote:8bb9c]

Sounds like you were watching to much porn that night...cause i really doubt there are hot plumbers.
  
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Default 02-26-2004, 08:27 AM

In the back of a red toyota in america, loved every minute of it except I left one of the windows down and my back was bitten by mosquitos.. beer:


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Default 02-26-2004, 09:42 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e5a6e]I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked![/quote:e5a6e]

no fucking way that happend!
  
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Default 02-27-2004, 12:23 PM

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I was down in the work out room when one of my butlers alerted me to the fact one of my sewer pipes was leaking smell shit into the library downstairs. I rang up a plumbing company to get them to fix it. These 2 hot blond plumbers came over to fix the leak in my sewer pipe, after they finished they asked if they could change out of their wet shirts in my bedroom & shower up. After a few minetes I walked in & asked them if they needed a hand changing & they said yes. We then had very hot & hardcore sex untill we all lay flat on the bed too exhausted to move. It rocked!
no fucking way that happend![/quote:d7338]

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