Am I a bad person??? - Page 5

Unknown_Sniper · 03-02-2004, 08:38 PM

GODDAMNIT I was gong ot say that saying...
oh well. mike is that you name? yeah your going to hell either way. First you cheated on your gf. bad man. burn. second if htis is bullshit your lieing and youll burn for that too. so you get teh shaft and sent to hell.

Miscguy · 03-02-2004, 09:20 PM

I thought it was a general understanding that if you join AA.com you're going to hell. Oh perhaps in real life your a good god boy or something. The fact remains, the people here at AA.com will corrupt you and god will smite you just as he will smite us all. Son of a bitch loves to smite.

As to this situation. I call bullshit... Reasons being if she broke up with you, she may come over under the lie of "i still want to be friends". Under that you wouldnt get pussy. If you broke up with her, then why the fuck would you call her over, you hate her, thats why you broke up with her.

Also, on what planet is eatting someone out, and generally fooling around, not cheating? You obviously dont love your girlfriend, you love pussy more, stop pretending she means anything to you aside from being someone to fuck.

Taking all this into account my solution is simple. Kill Yourself.

Pick Axe · 03-02-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy

Kill Yourself.

Nyck · 03-02-2004, 09:26 PM

Stick in your own butt

Old Reliable · 03-02-2004, 10:10 PM

go wtih guys, or dogs

Tripper · 03-02-2004, 10:12 PM

Gimmie Dat Dick, then.....MGNNNKCUUUM IN MY MOOUTHNGKMMM!

TonyMontana · 03-02-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper

Gimmie Dat Dick, then.....MGNNNKCUUUM IN MY MOOUTHNGKMMM!

lol

Bucknub · 03-02-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

Gimmie Dat Dick, then.....MGNNNKCUUUM IN MY MOOUTHNGKMMM!

LOL

Nyck · 03-02-2004, 10:20 PM

since you did her stinker

answer me this

"Is it true chicks fart when you blast them in the ass?"
rock:

Eames · 03-02-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by NyckMSS

since you did her stinker

answer me this

"Is it true chicks fart when you blast them in the ass?"
rock:

no, they dont...but i supose it could happen, would be funny as hell!

Fireal · 03-03-2004, 01:12 AM

/me adds this thread to my favorites

03-03-2004, 02:29 PM

you woke up on a trampoline ROFL date rape

03-03-2004, 11:29 PM

my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians

Eight Ace · 03-04-2004, 12:23 AM

[quote="Fantastic Blowjob":4aa70]
my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a
totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians[/quote:4aa70]
Hmm...when the moods right, suggest to him that you'd like
to maybe experiment a little?....maybe try something a bit "different"...? freak:

TonyMontana · 03-04-2004, 12:30 AM

[quote="Fantastic Blowjob":9c04f]my boyfriend told me to lick his ass plates while i strapped our lizard to a totem pole masturbating to buttfucking homosexual custard brown indians[/quote:9c04f]

lets first clear things up right away. are u a guy or girl?