Anyway, if your folks see the blood on your sheets, tell 'em you were just sacrificing lambs to Lord Baal. No biggie.
alley Mc?...she could def use some lamb chops..fuckin skin n bones
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
Buy new sheets and burn the bloody ones. (Or sell them on ebay.)
You can say to your parents, "These were fabulous! I just couldn't pass them up! Look at how they make my eye color stand out, oh and this pattern, you just can't get sheets like these anywhere you know!".
Of course then they'd probably think you're gay........
I've done my own laundry since i was 5. Be less of a fucking useless lump. Say you had a bloody nose while you were sleeping and had to wash your sheets early.