[Nyck]

MOm and dad are straight fuckin hardcore style in the living room one night when their little daughter comes in

"what are you two doing" she asks
thinking quick the dad says "Mommy and I are baking cakes"
the child shrugs and heads off to bed

a week later the daughter says to the dad..."daddy I know you and Mommy were baking cakes again in the living room"

puzzled the dad says "how do you know?"

"Because I licked the frosting off the couch after you left"



a daughter and father are driving down the road one day behind a severly pissed off wife who just chopped off her husbands penis.

the wife throws the penis out the window and it smacks right into the windshield of the fathers car.

horrified the dad quickly flicks on the windshield wipers and flicks the severed cock off.

what was that asks the daughter

thinking quickly the dad replies "oh thats just an african fly that hit the windshield hunny"

the daughter replies "O well did you see the DICK on that fly?"