[Eight Ace]

Yes, I also thought those specifications ridiculous, and made my feelings quite
clear about it at a well known computer outlet (name withheld) in my area.

Anyway, the person handling my complaint ends up being this stuck-up, kinda
hot looking young bitch with this school ma'am thing going on...you know the
type...glasses on, buttons all done up, hair not falling all free and that.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I give her a good, hard shag...make no mistake.