[Nyck]

I like the bud light one

/dudes at football game

dude 1 "Man i cant believe sandy let you come to the game"
dude 2" yea man what made her change her mind i thought you had yard work to do"
dude 3 " she didnt I hired a body double, you know like in holly wood, she wont even notice the difference"

/cuts to his house

fucking huge ass buff lou ferrigno looking dude comes in with shirt open, shitty wig, and muscles on muscles

"ive finished the yard work sandy and now I am all sweaty"

/girl gets a woman boner "maybe we should go take a shower"

/guy at home later on on couch watching game
girl "you were a tiger this afternoon"

rofl