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Default Latops = bad - 12-20-2004, 01:47 PM
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great just what i need to hear.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:49 PM
I have a base for my laptop that sits on a desk....But I still find ways to lower sperm counts without it on my lap biggrin:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:52 PM
Are you trying to tell us that your balls have finally dropped? oOo:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 01:52 PM
eek: yes........ oOo:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 04:06 PM
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Default 12-20-2004, 04:09 PM
Kinda old news...Im a little more scared of the laptop overheating and my ball-hairs catching on fire then my sperm count, though.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 04:50 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":9f65d]Kinda old news...Im a little more scared of the laptop overheating and my ball-hairs catching on fire then my sperm count, though.[/quote:9f65d]

Riiiiight....
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 04:54 PM
I've never had any trouble impregnating virgins before the sacrifice and I keep my laptop on my lap.... oOo:
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 04:57 PM
It probly just lowers your sperm count because now you can jerk it in more places than just your where your desktop computer is.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 05:09 PM
Cut off your scrotum.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 06:06 PM
Every jack-off with an Operation game-board in your pants?
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 08:51 PM
I dont want kids anyways.
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 10:20 PM
Old news. Make its usage on your lap exceptional and you'll be fine...
  
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Default 12-20-2004, 11:00 PM
That is so retarded. Your balls hang for a reason, and only if you place your laptop right on top of your nut sac, you may have a problem with sperm count.

Hey, be like Arkan and wear boxers.....and don't forget to powder the zeppoles !!

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Default 12-21-2004, 09:49 AM
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forget to powder the zeppoles !!
You've given me quite the picture in mein head.
  
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