If you were in a Zombie movie... - Page 6

NexusRevived · 12-31-2004, 07:34 PM

Fuckload of Gasolinex784058458968
Jack Daniels Bottle
Flamethrower
20 Lighters with extra fluid
50 Boxes of Matches
Some propane tanks
Dynamite

fuck bullets. rock:

CoMaToSe · 12-31-2004, 10:07 PM

Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

CoMaToSe · 12-31-2004, 10:14 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c00df][img]http://www.propellerheadhats.com/hats/bighat9.jpg[/img]

I would modify one of these propeller hats with a motor and really big
sharpened blades, whenever I was in the proximity of zombies I would
simply kneel down and laugh as the hapless undead were hacked in half,
....HL2/Ravenholm style. cool:[/quote:c00df]
ravenholm rock: rock: rock:
[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/d1_town_010004.jpg[/img]

"I am father grigori. You have already met my.... eh...... congregation.... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Maplegyver · 12-31-2004, 10:49 PM

ravenholm was meh.

CoMaToSe · 12-31-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple

ravenholm was meh.

ravenholm was seriously fuked up, in a 1337 kinda way. changed the genre of the game for a bit

NexusRevived · 01-01-2005, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

Is it the one by Max Brooks?

Scalping Chief · 01-01-2005, 02:10 AM

an anti zombie pill to make me invicible to all zombie kind

CoMaToSe · 01-01-2005, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Anybody here ever read the zombire survival guide? Always have practical weaponry. The best combo is the Katana, a crowbar, some Molotav Cocktails, and a carbine rifle. Specialty weapons suck. The best armor is tight clothes and short hair. Shotguns have one use: Stopping power.

Loud weapons, such as chainsaws, should be avoided because they will attract more zombies. Kevlar will do you no good against zombies, since most bites occur on the extremeties, and any1 shooting that you hope to protect from would be going for a headshot anyway. Flamethrowers are impractical, becasue theu are illegal and therefore difficult to find extra fuel for. Any fire should be a last ditch effort, or used exclusively to destroy bodies, as a flame can easily go out of control. Machine guns and SMGs should be avoided. They are designed to wreak havoc in the torso mainly something which would not work against a zombie, and an accurate headshot is iffy at best.

Is it the one by Max Brooks?

aye

Mr.Buttocks · 01-01-2005, 03:04 AM

Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:

Eight Ace · 01-01-2005, 06:44 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8c37a]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:8c37a]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/omfg1.jpg[/img]

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 01-01-2005, 07:58 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":6b97d][quote="Mr.Buttocks":6b97d]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:6b97d]
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/omfg1.jpg[/img][/quote:6b97d][img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/164746867841d085d4a8bdf.jpg[/img]

CoMaToSe · 01-01-2005, 10:18 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":14279]Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:[/quote:14279]
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.

HeadUp · 01-01-2005, 11:32 AM

kar98
bottle of grey goose
cannibal corpe playing from a bf:v helicopter being flown by a zombie who is on my side

rock:

Mr.Buttocks · 01-01-2005, 11:44 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":d54c5

Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:

stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:d54c5]

I hope you have a terrible 2005.

Duke_of_Ray · 01-01-2005, 12:13 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6593b][quote=CoMaToSe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":6593b

Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:

stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:6593b]

I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:6593b]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?

P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005!