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Default Homecoming Dance? - 01-07-2005, 04:21 PM

Should I the crazy and sexy Duke go to the high school homecoming dance. I mean, I will not be taking a date, and it is for everybody who has been to school here. It could be funny to watch the older folk dance, or just sad and un sexy. What should I do?
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:25 PM

go. bang an old chick while your at it.
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:30 PM

oOo:




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Default 01-07-2005, 04:30 PM

stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:31 PM

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stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:32 PM

i got that from this handy handbook


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Default 01-07-2005, 04:34 PM

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stand outside a window looking in and masturbate.
Ay Caramba! biggrin:




ps: I have no idea what "ay caramba" means. oOo:
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:36 PM

dude go rock out with your cock out...hang out with your wang out


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Default 01-07-2005, 04:36 PM

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rofl +1
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:40 PM

I'm going!!! And I hope to bring home an experienced woman with me. beer:
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 04:50 PM

[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/gotothedancecinderella.gif[/img]
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 05:20 PM

school dances always suck
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 05:51 PM

not when the duke is at it. biggrin:

tip: get a cheer leader drunk if you want some good ole drunken lovin'
  
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Default 01-07-2005, 06:02 PM

I say go...even if you don't have a date.

Make it a goal to steal other dates away from others.


  
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Default 01-07-2005, 06:06 PM

rofl. how did i know that the one who proclaims to be the sexy one would be dateless? happy:

i suggest you spike the punch, and silk screen a t-shirt with your sig on it, and rock that dance floor. can you say the michael j fox teenwolf dance!!!!
  
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