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View Poll Results: Favorite type of pewp?
Classic log (sinker or floater) 11 55.00%
Nuggets 2 10.00%
Diarrhea/beer shits 3 15.00%
A good combo session 4 20.00%
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Default 04-25-2005, 11:16 AM
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Yup. Those lead to the infamous "Pudding Cup" shits...meaning the process of wiping your ass is like trying to wipe out a full chocolate pudding cup with a tissue.

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Default 04-25-2005, 12:06 PM
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A nice tapered torpedo that leaves no mark on the tissue is a slice of Heaven. One of those shits where you could wipe your arse then wipe the corners of your eyes with the same paper.

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Hell yeah, and leaves no marks on the toilet, and it just dives straight into the hole. AKA a Ghost shit.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 02:16 PM
I prefer the classic with minimul cleanup afterwards.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 02:38 PM
I like the ones where the person I'm shitting on screams loud.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 03:09 PM
1. This thread is scary

2. Zoner is the connisuer of dropping duece

3. The emaculate no-whiper is the supreme dropping off the cosbys at the pool

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Default 04-25-2005, 03:24 PM
I like a struggle
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 03:30 PM
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I like a struggle
I dont like to force them out, your ass hurts after that sucka fire's out
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 03:32 PM
Guys who like to take huge shits are closet homos cause it probably feels the same as a 10 inch dick getting pulled out of your ass.

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Default 04-25-2005, 03:34 PM
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Guys who like to take huge shits are closet homos cause it probably feels the same as a 10 inch dick getting pulled out of your ass.

Oh of course, big shitz = extreme pleasure. If you're constipated, I don't think you'd like it even if you were homo.

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Default 04-25-2005, 03:43 PM
I once saw this guy at McDonalds shit out of his mouth. I don't know his name.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 04:30 PM
i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 04:31 PM
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i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 05:03 PM
fuck you guys, best is when you have enough fiber and it shoots out so fast and so, that you barely have to wipe.
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 05:05 PM
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i like the squirts that arent all wet but some solid and fucking sticks to your toilet bowl happy:
According to the Catholic church your shit is concentrated evil.
No.... find something of my church that says that...
  
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Default 04-25-2005, 05:11 PM
I enjoy finishing the shit andn ot thinking about it ever again. I like to do my buisness and get out asap.
  
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