[Proteus]

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

Just stfu and post some jokes.

My father had the foulest mouth. I mean, absolutely no shame when he talked to me and my brother. In fact, from the ages of 7-14, I thought my name was Jesus Christ. and my brother thought his name was Damn It.
"Damn It put that down!" "Jesus Christ stop making all that noise!"
So one day I'm out playing in the rain. My dad says "Damn It get in here!"
I said "But dad I'm Jesus Christ!"

That really wasn't funny at all.