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Default 04-30-2005, 01:52 PM
The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"
"Sure, go ahead," Bush said.
The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"
Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 02:58 PM
^^Old,but funneh
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 06:20 PM
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The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"
"Sure, go ahead," Bush said.
The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"
Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."
I don't see anything funny about this.
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 07:20 PM
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I think this is how to say it but...

Why does the husband like to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis?

1. To see his money grow
2. He can play with his money as much as he wants
3. If his wife wants to blow a 100 she can just blow him...

Something stupid like that...
Stick to being a lesbian and leave the joke telling to the men.
Go eat your crabbed ladies twat
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 09:29 PM
[img]http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/052004/sr15%20side%20mini.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 09:32 PM
yes, very funneh joke
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 10:49 PM
the fact you potsed that pic to try and be funny is a joke in itself
  
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Default 04-30-2005, 11:47 PM
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I don't know if this is weird to anybody, but I honestly don't get it
fucking clueless tool
  
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