[Johnj]

Originally Posted by KTOG

recipe? oOo:

Thick cut peppered bacon (ask a butcher)
Firm fat red beefsteak tomatoes
Crisp fresh lettuce
Marbled bread (lt rye, drk rye, pump)
Mayonnaise (Retrosexuals use horseradish sauce)

You must fry the bacon in a cast iron skillet (clean your skillet, but never with soap, and use the stove to dry it out..)
Slice the tomatoe
Break off a leaf of lettuce and place on a piece of marbled bread
Smear Mayonnaise (whatever) on the other, add the tomatoe, and bacon and as a man you know what to do for the rest of this story.