Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
07-04-2005, 12:46 PM
I knew there was something wrong as soon as I woke up, I went to make some tea. I had the boiling water and the tea bag set out along with some crumpets. Then I went to the fridge & to my great horror there was no milk. I looked at my watch and the date said July 4th!