[Kraut Killer]

See, here's the thing... the moon landings were faked, and I have irrefutable (sp?) proof that they were. I was the one that landed on the moon. NASA was all pissed off that a drunk guy with a lawnchair that had a bunch of rockets taped to it got to the moon before they could. So the day before I actually touched down on the moon, they came up with this huge hoax about their own landings. Now, when I got back, they were all like "We got to the moon first." And I was all like "No you weren't." and they were all like "Yes we were" and then they had me imprisoned by a giant shaved gorilla named Hobart. I got out last year.