Attract Sexy Women Instantly!

ninty · **Attract Sexy Women Instantly! -** 08-23-2002, 03:13 PM

[quote:bb970]Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate is a revolutionary new men's cologne containing genuine Human Sex Pheromones. Scientifically designed, tested and proven to Attract Women like Magic, this sexually stimulating fragrance is Guaranteed to Increase Your
Sex Appeal or Your Money Back!!

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these incredible pheromones can produce. Just one bottle of this AMAZING product will change your life. I know because it changed mine!

[/quote:bb970]

Hahahahahah! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

http://store.yahoo.com/liquiddesire/anpherconfor.html

CeltFury · 08-23-2002, 03:16 PM

*tries some on* *female gophers begin humping his leg*

Ahhhh! Get 'em off!!!!!! oOo:

Bean 2 · 08-23-2002, 03:25 PM

Hahhahahahaha maybe even i can get women now. Woohoo!!!!!! biggrin:

Milla · 08-23-2002, 03:28 PM

i tried stuff like that once, wasted a pretty penny if i do say so, but if this kind actually works ill take 12!

ninty · 08-23-2002, 03:38 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":1c8c3]i tried stuff like that once, wasted a pretty penny if i do say so, but if this kind actually works ill take 12![/quote:1c8c3]

ed:

Pyro · 08-23-2002, 03:40 PM

super

ninty · 08-23-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

super

I think this will give you some hope, Pyro.

08-23-2002, 03:46 PM

*Droogs slaps some on fat woman enters the house* oh shit!!!!!!!!!

Pyro · 08-23-2002, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

super

I think this will give you some hope, Pyro.

finally...Pyro has a slim shot with the opposite sex.

SoLiDUS · 08-23-2002, 04:36 PM

Actually, it does work. It's science boys: you already have pheromones.
Some of us have more than others, which explains the "instant" attraction
some girls have for you. This is to help those of us who lack pheromones
(yes, the sloidusey is as attractive as a plain wooden box) .

ed: I know... it's sad. hake:

ninty · 08-23-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

Actually, it does work. It's science boys: you already have pheromones.
Some of us have more than others, which explains the "instant" attraction
some girls have for you. This is to help those of us who lack pheromones
(yes, the sloidusey is as attractive as a plain wooden box) .

ed: I know... it's sad. hake:

Soli, you don't need the colonge, al you have to do is explain that to a girl and you got her in the sack!

SoLiDUS · 08-23-2002, 04:45 PM

I did, once... and you know what she said ? "That's baloney ! Otherwise I
could be attracted to ugly, fat guys with a brain the size of a peanut..."

* out comes her boyfriend: description? above... *

"Oh god. I'm gonna kill myself now"

biggrin:

Tbry23m · 08-23-2002, 05:01 PM

Im gonna buy 20 bottles say it don't work get my money back and sell um on ebay!!!!!!!!

Milla · 08-23-2002, 05:21 PM

SLOI IS A SECSY BEAST! EVER SEE HIM WITH NO SHIRT ON!? WHEW GOT MY LIONS FIRED UP! biggrin:

Mr.X · 08-23-2002, 06:14 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":7d4b1]SLOI IS A SECSY BEAST! EVER SEE HIM WITH NO SHIRT ON!? WHEW GOT MY LIONS FIRED UP! biggrin:[/quote:7d4b1]

...yeah...that'll happen.... oOo:

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