[Michael]

let's see. i didn't really get in trouble for this but it just went and happened anyway. when i was i believe in 1st grade, i was in a private school. i had a usually nice teacher for whatever class it was, but one day, she decided to sit her fat obese ass into one of the tiny chairs for the kids and she got stuck. she got up with the chair stuck on her ass and everyone laughed. i giggled, and yet out of all the kids in my class, she chose me to make an example of and she slapped me in the face annoy:

another time i sorta got in trouble was i think i was in the 4th grade, i was in the "yard" of the school and it had rained pretty heavily before and there was this huge lake-like puddle. my friends and i stood around it just hangin out and for some stupid reason, this blonde white girl called jennifer thinks its funny to try and push me into the ocean of a puddle. i was stronger than she was so i just stood there and watched her struggle to try and push me in till i was bored and moved aside quickly and she fell face 1st into the puddle. my friends and i couldn't stop laughing, especially since she considered herself to be lil miss perfect innocent and she wore all white that day so she got me called into the principles office and my mom had to come and deal with them. my friends ended up tossing some water at me before hand though so it looked as though she wet me too so i said she pushed me in 1st and thats how i got wet, etc, she got in more trouble.