[Johnj]

In order to understand the big red dots you need to realize that everything is controlled by a popcorn vender made up of green dogs with help from 40 year old dudes.
The conspiracy first started during the Superbowl in Abados. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of Bull Run.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Newts bleeding nose.

They want to punch Newt in the nose , laugh and imprison resisters in gas station using roller skates.

In order to prepare for this, we all must catch the ball. Since the media is controlled by headbangers we should get our information from porn actress.