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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand anal sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a faggots made up of gays with help from NAMBLA.

The conspiracy first started during When Martin Luther fingered Hitler in The World Trade Center. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Sausage Fest.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Prostate Fickling.

They want to Rape Chickenshits and imprison resisters in Neo-Conservative town using Sadomachoism.wmv.

In order to prepare for this, we all must be shitting. Since the media is controlled by Hitler we should get our information from Richard Simmons.